I45_TEXAS_I45 Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 so i made one of those, beer bong things.. ok..now i got one problem..... i dont know how to use it .. do u put the end of the tube in ur mouth like a straw or what? i tried it like that ...and it was a sad moment ..all the beer just swirted everywhere...... ... oh ..and thanks to who ever made that thread .. .. now help me out....... thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus of Nazareth Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 You put it on the table, and do shots of everclear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL MASKO Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 Stand upside down on the keg and fill the cups w/Jell-O. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EL MASKO Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 Re: Re: that beer ..thing Originally posted by cmeup you know tha best way to get high? (it gots to be running so the police think your just fixing your car if they see you instead of 'getting high') so anyways, take as many hits as you can... HA ha...HAHAHAHAHAHA! Just go drink gasoline and you'll get drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I45_TEXAS_I45 Posted February 27, 2002 Author Share Posted February 27, 2002 aight my man tease... u need to clam ur smart ass down... . iam getting tired of ur dam smart comments if u aint got something..helpful to say ....shut the fuck up ..if u need to know who i am....(HEW)...<---THATS..ME . aight now back to my question... i got teh funnel and all that good shit... but i get different answers from my boys here at work to how to use it........help.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kookone Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 I'll help you out! First off pour your beer in the funnel, nice and slow, the less foam the better. Keep the part you drink out of higher than the funnel. This prevents any beer from spilling. Slowly raise then funnel above the drinking end, do this to get all the foam out the way of the beer. Put your lips over the end of the tube, don't start drinking until you get all the air out of the tube. You will throw up if there is to much air in front of the beer. When you have done all of this signal to your partner you are ready for take off. You should still have the bong on your lips. Raise the funnel and, voila! You have just drank a lot beer. Start small and work your way up to 40oz. Hope this helps you in your drunken adventures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FROSTY Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 yo dude i started that thred and i made one too. but i aswell got swamped with beer. one time it worked and it all just went swooosh down the tube. but ya shits fukin hard i cant do it anymore. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I45_TEXAS_I45 Posted February 27, 2002 Author Share Posted February 27, 2002 THANKS ALOT .... KOOK... THATS..ALL I NEEDED .... AND YEA.....I THINK IT WAS THE AIR ...AT THE TIP . THAT...FUCKED IT ALL UP... THANKS AGAIN.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I45_TEXAS_I45 Posted February 27, 2002 Author Share Posted February 27, 2002 Originally posted by FROSTY yo dude i started that thred and i made one too. but i aswell got swamped with beer. one time it worked and it all just went swooosh down the tube. but ya shits fukin hard i cant do it anymore. :o . . .I FEEL U ..FROSTY... THATS WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD.. .SHIT DIDNT COME WITH ....INSTRUCTIONS.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FROSTY Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 Originally posted by kookone I'll help you out! First off pour your beer in the funnel, nice and slow, the less foam the better. Keep the part you drink out of higher than the funnel. This prevents any beer from spilling. Slowly raise then funnel above the drinking end, do this to get all the foam out the way of the beer. Put your lips over the end of the tube, don't start drinking until you get all the air out of the tube. You will throw up if there is to much air in front of the beer. When you have done all of this signal to your partner you are ready for take off. You should still have the bong on your lips. Raise the funnel and, voila! You have just drank a lot beer. Start small and work your way up to 40oz. Hope this helps you in your drunken adventures. yo i know all that shit but how do you actually go about swallowing it. i mean i know you gotta open up your throat and just let it wirl down but fuk how the fuk do i open my throat. like i keep trying but shit just dosnt work.:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FROSTY Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 ya werd. we need a beer funnel club to learn this shit. theres gotta be instructions somewhere on the net. im gonna go look brothha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I45_TEXAS_I45 Posted February 27, 2002 Author Share Posted February 27, 2002 yo i know all that shit but how do you actually go about swallowing it. i mean i know you gotta open up your throat and just let it wirl down but fuk how the fuk do i open my throat. like i keep trying but shit just dosnt work.:mad: [/b] . .TRUE TRUE THATS THE PROBLEM I HAD... ONE OF MY HOMEBOYS..TOLD ME U HAD TO STICK THE TUBE HALF WAY YOUR TONGUE... . .I GUESS THATS ANOTHER QUESTION I GOT.....WHER U AT KOOKONE.. HELP OUT..AGAIN..THANKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 i hate when people intentianally mispell a word..suck as fuk, u or ur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kookone Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 Okay fellas, The trick is to keep it simple. No fancy shit like sticking the tube down your throat. The only time your tounge comes into play is to keep the beer from coming out when your not ready. The best way to comsume lots-o-beer is pratice. Like I said, start small and work your way up to 40oz. Remember if your a lightweight take it slow if you are hardcore go at it. I myself am all about alcohol poisioning. I love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kookone Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 Yo Zack! Wer yu at boyee? I be chillin in da fukin houz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 Originally posted by kookone Yo Zack! Wer yu at boyee? I be chillin in da fukin houz! Go play in traffic plus you spelled I, be, and in. correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kookone Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 Sorry Zak! P.S. I also spelled Zack and at correctly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milla_train Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 i hate when people intentianally mispell a word..suck as fuk, u or ur that's what i'm saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I45_TEXAS_I45 Posted February 27, 2002 Author Share Posted February 27, 2002 thanks again KOOK.. . AND MISSPELLING WORDS.....IS AWSOME.. HAHA.. FUCKING DORKS.....JUST READ THIS SHIT AND DONT COMPLAIN..... (ZAK.MORISS, MILLA) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 evidently you don't know, complaining is what I born to do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkjunkie34 Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 how old are you guys its real simple 1.fill the funnel up slowly, while keeping your thumb on the end of the tube, you must keep it higher than the funnel. 2.take your thumb off quickly and put it back on, this will help with getting the air out of the tube.(it hurts if you take down too much air) 3.when youre ready put the tube in your mouth and tell your buddy to raise the funnel at least head high(make sure this person is someone you can trust, i'll get to that in a minute) 4. now while your drinking the beer, being fancy doesnt help unless youre a seasoned vet like myself...just drink it fast...and if you cant take anymore ...keep drinking anyway or youre gonna look like a bitch in front of all the little girlies that are around...(dont go out like a punk in front of the ladies) one time at a party my buddy put a piece of raw hamburger meat in someones bearbong...lets say there was alot of choking and vomiting going on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pinche Hoto Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 Originally posted by EL_PIKUDO aight my man tease... u need to clam ur smart ass down... . iam getting tired of ur dam smart comments if u aint got something..helpful to say hahahhahahhahahahahhaaaaa nigga shut your bitch ass up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris i hate when people intentianally mispell a word..suck as fuk, u or ur the internet has made people lazy, i find it sad wow i can save myself 1/4 of a second by typing u insead of you or maybe people will think im down cause i spell out things like a gangster 'iz be chillin wit da homiez outz inz tha lbz fo sheezy mah mans knowz whut upz' sigh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FROSTY Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 you guys are over analizing this. who cares how people spell things. some times im too lazy to chek my spelling or even spell right for that matter. i think its gay when people go out of there way to write ya that shizzzel is soo phat and stuff like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 yo no se Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhubarb Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 how old are you guys? you have never seen someone bong a beer? i guesse if you can't figure it out practice more. you don't need to open your throat if you can't, just drink as fast as you can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE FUNK Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris i hate when people intentianally mispell a word..suck as fuk, u or ur hee hee... Trow 'dat beer bong away an' git yerself a fit of 'crown royal' an' a six o'newcastle.:dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 granted I am too lazy most of the time to check my spelling but if you think its cool to spell like a gangsta G homey dawg thuggz then you should be shot in the head for faking the fuck...everyone knows that real gangsta's don't use the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I45_TEXAS_I45 Posted February 27, 2002 Author Share Posted February 27, 2002 DAM....YOU ALL KIDS ARE FUCKING FUNNY ...WHY MAKE "LIL" THINGS..AND BLOW THEM OUT OF PORPORTION.... .. WHO THE GIVES A FUCK HOW SOMEONE SPELLS ..AS LONG AS U KNOW WHAT THE THREAD IS ABOUT AND YOU GET THE MESSAGE....THAN ITS ALL GOOD . QUIT BEING "LIL" BITCHES... AND SHUT UR DAM BEEKS UP......................HAHA...I SAID LIL...IAM A TRUE GANGSTA. .. OH...AND IAM ..21...YEARS OLD ..TO WHO EVER WANTS TO KNOW AND SORRY IF I DIDNT KNOW SHIT ABOUT THIS....BEER BONG THING.. . LIKE I TOLD TEASE.......IF U AINT GOT NOTHIN HELPFUL TO SAY.. SHUT THE FUCK UP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted February 27, 2002 Share Posted February 27, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris i hate when people intentianally mispell a word..suck as fuk, u or ur Nice one buddy, you misspelled such right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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