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you are a chef, so i know you love to eat and enjoy food more than most. imagine how fucking annoying and restrictive being diabetic at a young age would be for you, and maybe your career? in a way you are lucky, because your body is actually telling you directly just how irresponsible you are being and what is going to happen if you dont change course. you no longer have the privilege of entertaining the addicts fantasy of 'maybe I will be okay' . heed the flashing lights before you run headfirst into certain disaster. good luck

she looks like justin beiber ? EGG$

Re: random thoughts bridesmaids was hella funny

nice afro hair

i like this cider suggestions for dryer ciders? always prefer alcohol/tartness to sweetness

wow

discovered the dopest bulletproof chinese wings recently....so large, so moist leftover pasta

wow that fumble recovery

mannnnn yall shoulda came thru I made the trillest ASAP Turkey for Trapsgiving shit was so turnt up tho

huh? like dress for the job you want, not the one you have kinda thing?

let's just say......i consider a bodega sandwich and 99cent flaming hots Eating Out

did you read the comments on that article? jesus christ stupid people fucking thrive in the comments section i swear

Queens is big as fuck. Vast even. hating on queens off top is stupid but live your life SLAPBASSPRESIDENT do me a favor and define "bothered" like, are strong looks gonna "bother" your girl? hollering? pinch on the butt cheeks? molly in her champagne?

move to queens, brooklyn is very overwhelmingly corny even if you are in a good mood your girl sounds white and kind, maybe try ridgewood or maspeth maspeth Is america, ok?

correct me if im wrong but werent you adopted by chinese people or something? you ever looked your father in the eyes, soup? (skype doesnt count)

bumps w the ecuadorians at the bodega, christmas comes early if you bring your own straw christmas day at the bar? always unpredictable

bought 4 bags of these drunk.......they are Wonderful. merry christmas from the bodega

pink polo shirt wearing ass nigga i just remembered somebody once posted their halloween costume or some shit, and their girl was in it, and she was this cute white girl w a fat ass. i remember that. the mind is a curious thing

101 down asians

^nawww, i respect your snyder's game but honey mustard is too sweet. chips and chip like products should be savory, this aint dessert. but seriously what the fuck is snyders doing to make these "Pretzel Pieces" so bad for you? I swear even the tiny vending machine size bag has like 70% daily and saturated fat PLUS like an 8 ball of that polytransgenderedfat that they dont even put a percent for, because there is no healthy daily amount

when harry meat sally

these are pretty good. they are shockingly bad for you though , but It's Nothing

great pictures, sorry dog dead

i been eating these recently i think im depressed

you started a Pinterest thread...... on 12 oz???????