One Man Banned

Described as a 'sparkling malt beverage' Meh. 'happoshu are sparkling alcoholic beverages that are partly produced with malt' Meh.

Not a good version of a black beer.

Not what I'd expect from a black beer, doesn't capture the taste.

Recents: Both good for drinking sessions, light, crisp, goes well with spicy Asian food.

Dude's going to take a close look around an old sac, lol. Go outside Sac, take some fr8 flix, post. But yes, nice flix.

Was not a big fan. Would drink again if it was handed to me, but would not buy.

Been reading a lot of books lately.

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Just how much do you love pizza? Here's a foreign pizza menu, believe it's Dominos in China: Shit, I won't even fuck with clams, shrimp, or anchovies on a pizza.

Japanese whisky. The Japanese craft several brands of mighty fine stuff.

This throws my whole plans.....down the toilet?

I spy an instant Japanese book up there, suspicious that your Japanese is no better than when you bought the book? Konichiwa bitches!

There are certain items that I seem to come across with regularity when out and about. No matter where I go there's always one shoe. What the fuck is up with that? Why one shoe, and how did it get there? Am I always just one step behind some one leg motherfucker who keeps discarding the unneeded shoe? But no, because I see it happen with women's shoes too (unless it's a one leg tranny mofo, lol). Presumably people need both shoes, so what the fuck happened to the other? One thing I have not checked, does one shoe seem to end up lost more than the others. Maybe all this time I have only been seeing left shoes. One thing's for sure- it's everywhere. Side of the highway, under a bridge, in the park. Even in a foreign country there it is. Recently I saw one along the low ledge of a building. I think it's some sort of conspiracy.

When it comes to crapping, is there anything more satisfying then when the toilet paper comes away clean on the first wipe?

That dog would definitely get it. But which one?

My poop has been coming out like soft serve. Been wreaking (reeking?) havoc on the bowl. I'm not washing that shit though, just keep pissing on the streaks until they wash away.

What is the sound of one ass clapping?