In the United States, about 10% of the population will develop a duodenal ulcer at some point in their lives.
Peptic ulcer disease affects about 4.6 million people annually.
http://www.emedicinehealth.com/peptic_ulcers/article_em.htm
Only you and 4.6 million other people a year do that shit!
What? So I'm guessing your favourite movie is Rugrats? Or maybe some hardcore Van Damme shit. C'mon now. Maybe you didn't like it because there was a hot girl in it...