Got fired from the Gant store for being too hungover all the time (and not complementing the 50 y/o female manager enough).
Got fired from the club for going to a gig I said I couldn't work and passing out in the VIP bathroom (got the job back then got fired again later).
Got fired from a wine bar for going to work stoned and pouring the wrong wine into everyone's glasses.
Got fired from the liquor store because I banged another employee (female), told her no when she tried to love bite my neck then she freaked out, bailed on her next shift, quit and ratted me out for drinking the occasional mid-shift beer (amongst other things).
Just goes to show, grit, a lot of people don't understand our value :D