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Hover over the bush for about five seconds before the first lick. If you wait longer than that, she might think you’re having second thoughts because it smells bad. Of course, we all know that motherfucker smells sweeter than a bowl of steamin’ crawdaddies. Not that any of us cold-cut pimps need this, pretty funny nonetheless The VICE Guide to Eating Pussy

false, I'm university educated br0 tpbm buys low and sells high

I told my mate that I'd seen a kid rock a 720 out of a quarter pipe on his bmx at the local skatepark the other day. He said it was impossible because you'd have to land fakie. After about 15 minutes of argument I told him that the kid aired out of the pipe. So it was a 720. End communication

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A satire/perts collab would be fresh

Grow a beard, change your name and move to Guatemala

i will never forgot the day my sister found our parent's bag of tricks. Scarred to this very day

Dafuq did you get fined 7k for? I have a 1k drink driving fine to pay but 7 thousand is some heavy shit

Is it true that twitter users get, on average, twice as much vag as us normal people?

Had to raid the fuck out of datachump's flickr for those

false, there's no nice in 'straya unless it's coming out of a freezer tpbm had a midnight snack consisting of coke and chocolate and hence did not sleep last night

Is that like a tutorial for how to put on 1 finger gloves?

Gonna have to give it to baiter, although I think he should put a 'master' in front of his username.

Or, like Roxanne, you could put on that red light

Didn't you learn anything from Kindergarten Cop?

I'm Australian, do you hate me?

Girls have vaginas

If you're standing in front of it it's right if you're behind it it's left if you're on top of it you're jesus

Car wash? Blood n semen?

false I be drinking irish breakfast tpbm has a modest watch collection

True, true, true and depends on what kind tpbm has a door sized katy perry poster in their room

false tbpm is smoking dem trees everyday like nature intended