Sick of this coin shortage, I can’t even get quarters at either bank I’m a member at, told the customer service lady “Fuck!” when she said no and now she looks at me like some kind of creep, there’s coin laundry in my building don’t wanna go to a laundry mat, this shit was starting to get to me.
but then, in a flash I realized what to do, and let me tell you brothers you wouldn’t believe the look on their faces if you saw it with your own eyes.
putting 2 grapes each into the produce bags and do like 12 bags. 2 grapes is roughly.1 oz which is the minimum on the self checkout. Ring each bag up separately and pay with cash pocket the 3 quarters 1 dime 1 nickel 4 pennies while you might have to tell the people behind you in line to shut up, continue to appear to suffer from the most severe ocd with the grapes. The grapes are 2.99 a pound so .1oz comes out to like per 12 around a 70 cent tax that is also delicious. I also like having those bags cause after I eat the grapes I save the bag in my car with some baby wipes and pretty much whenever I’m in Quincy I shit and piss in them and throw them in the bed of my ex stepdads truck, he’s an asshole.