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  1. More Jason statham than Jayson Tatum but I hit a lot of 3s when I’m in a slump
  2. If your nephew has a key to your apartment and keeps coming over drinking all your nattys then pissing himself in the kitchen just freeze em, shake em up before you put em in the freezer
  3. Rubberband man was the ringtone in the flip phone era ba ba ba ba ba ba I wanna live in the future with a talking dog
  4. When Bruce is out of town on business I dont lift a finger and heat everything up in the microwave
  5. That vest will pay for itself
  6. Oh no, I got spaghetti sauce all over my wedding dress!
  7. I’m a blaggerd and she’s flashin no hazards Someone’s talking
  8. They got Matt Damon shilling crypto.com hard in the commercials of this warriors game, look Jason Bourne you kill security guards with a ballpoint pen not give financial advice
  9. When im haulin that booty im a scrambler
  10. @ndvIf you want an electric blower go to this place called pracillas by the airport in Kansas city, im sure they have a website
  11. @Dark_KnightSour cream and onion mf over a fire muggs beat cool, action vibe but in a more dignified register, not as good as lector but still a good contribution to the thread, keep your head up
  12. Ok guys good stuff now post something in your native language
  13. @Dark_KnightThats dope are you fluent cause I can make out the idea but im not catching every word, hella gangstarr vibe
  14. The fish is a Piraiba aka the slobbering catfish
  15. I always wondered if they landed that huge one, guess not
  16. oblongata blah blah blah got flows like picasso Lotta snot nose their moms shouldda kept their twats closed, waffle like roscoes
  17. You’re a faggot harry potter
  18. Thanks dude been messing with this minolta and the film shortage got me back into b&w. Looking into getting a darkroom box cause shits like $30+ per roll at hunts before prints. Lol I only get a few good ones per hook up.
  19. Nascar drivers piss and shit in their racing suits
  20. Coi leray is fucking terrible like someone took uzi and chance flows and microwaved, someone hook her up with a fet od, busted
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