Gramps

& no the nibs not in the shape of an apple!

smash the facetat girl - she's quite hot minus the facetat

dear first proper salary, you're 5k more than i expected. i look forward to sharing a lot of time with you yours, gramps.

false but i did a minute ago. tpbm hasnt had sex in over a month

yeah, sloppy seconds

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you've helped my boring evening progress as i was stuck to what to say to that, thank you, massgraff.

false all the new ones are shit. tpbm has done time in prison/jail

false i make bullshit for other people to deal with PLAYA. tpbm is married

id tie her down so she didnt fidget

heres the deal, im 6'3 and got rid of my bmx a number of years ago to get a mountain bike to learn trials, but i'm bored of it now and want a bmx again-what sort of frame size would stop be looking like a twat on a miniature bike? & any recommendations for a reasonably cheap bmx for someone whos wanting to get back into street.. my last one was some overweight mongoose i bought complete when i was younger but learnt the basics on, so preferably something a lot lighter than that i debated getting a trials bike but itd be nice to have the option of sitting down

true? it was me and your mum in your bed tpbm will tell us about the last time they fucked chubbs mum too

you know! i prefer a filter though, hate having to spit bits of baccy or wet rizzla out every toke

smash, standard

smash

d double e street fighter can merk ya crew all day long one by one winner stays on aint heard a beat i liked so much for time

go big or go home

u lost me

there there love, it happens to us all. want me to plump your cushions?

classic

you lot are witty folk, and now you in the movies. what would you say before you opened up that can.

ill tell you after im paid if you remind me, until then theyre limited stock ;)