That Auburn-Bama game was awesome. If I were Alabama's kicker I'd kill myself.
Not only do you miss the field goal to win, you come up short and allow Auburn to
run it back 106yards. Crazy fucking ending.
Damn Drue. Another full scale production. Good work. Anyone gonna help you clean this year?
How many people are you cooking for??
I hope I eat half as well today.
Bout to bake some cookies for my little niece. Clean the house, shower, shave, and get mydelf looking
presentable to go by my fam's.
Thinking about all the potatoes I'm going to eat today.
I could use a coffee.
I need a short nap, then I have to go to the gym, then for a run, the shower for my second job today.
Huge night at the bar. Also amateur night at the bar. And dooschbag night.
^^^^^^THIS RIGHT HERE^^^^^^^^^^^^
This mope rents a studio apt with his beard and inherited child.
Has a shit laboring job(non-union)401k to DAO is a candy bar.
Nice cars? How nice is Texas public transportation? Probably baller.
..., and I'm positive his woman beats him.
DAO=FRAUD
This toy is a fabrication.
RIP JUSTIN BIEBERFITTI Thread
RIP Dao's: Street Cred/Cheese Steak PhD/Sexual Orientation(NO HOMO)
RIP spike in traffic on the Oontz.
Best thing to happen on 12oz in forever and DAO had to cry to the mods that his butthole hurt.
Dao the type of nigga to threaten physical violence as a veiled effort to have physical intimacy with another man and then talk about crushing pussy hoping that will disguise his obvious homo desires.
Sounds just like people who tell my they're from Chicago.
Me: "Oh yeah? What part?"
Some Dao'ish fucktard: "Kankakee."
This Texan absolutely Daoidn't ever go to high school. Maybe walked by one but that's about it.
"Never miss a prime opportunity to keep your mouth shut"
"It's better not to say anything and have people think you're an idiot than to open it and confirm
what everyone was thinking."
I think both are from A. Lincoln more or less.