LEVEL 75 PALADIN

Who does that shit? :lol:

Re: Oh deer! It looks like my night just got a bit more interesting. (weak stomachs beware This is some Gummo shit. Love it.

I watched it on Netflix, it was funny. The end.

Fucking snow...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU5KJt-NgVA :lol:

That lady with the purse is a fucking boss. Yea she failed, but she had balls of fucking steel. Stupid balls, but balls none the less.

This really deserves more love :lol:

For real, that monkey needs a tapout shirt and some jaegerbombs.

Re: Garfield's entire world was made up to cope with starving to death in an abandoned hou http://www.lasagnacat.com/ http://www.youtube.com/user/lasagnacat#p/u/11/wib3SDEu0w8

FUCK A RECESSION

wat

Holy shit that's a terrible remix (or sample) of a pretty obscure song JBB was the shit when I smoked myself retarded everyday

^^^^^^^ HAHAHAHAHA

http://i.imgur.com/zPQ84.jpg 4Chan goes CSI on Miley Cyrus

:lol:

Our bar usually keeps out the black people because it's OD expensive and has a dress code (LOL NO TIMMALANZ DAWG), but every time a group comes in it's like they are just trying to drive home stereotypes. We get a group of 15 or so to get bottle service in the VIP room last night, and of course when closing time comes around and they actually have to pay for stuff then shit hits the fan. It's all good when they can live out their rap videos and "pop bottles and be rich and famous", but when the bill arrives it's always "Aw hell naw!" So we get everyone out of the bar by 2:05 except the pack of mooks going over the bill like it's a calculus equation. I tell them they need to figure things out because we need to close the doors. They all turn to me "Aw hell naw! We leavin! Yall wanna get paid don't you? We can just walk out if you keep rushing us!". I do this every 5 minutes until I finally come back and ask if they need a calculator or something. They lose it. 2:45 I get these idiots walking to the door running their motherfucking mouths about how they pay my bills and that we are lucky they even paid at all (lol black people). I inform them that their info was taken down and preauthorized from the getgo and if they did decide to walk out then they would be charged anyways and the server would be given an 18 percent gratuity as agreed when they rented the table. Shaniqua then told me if that was the case then she would have just canceled the credit card. So next time you guys intend on ballin outa control dawg with no intention on tipping, understand that the door staff might make up some ridiculous violation of dress code that wont get you in. There's a reason for it.

Thanks and props

THIS IS A MASTERPIECE

Good thing they banned this shit. Who knew that alcohol could get you drunk?!

Re: A whole block vs one dude What number screen name is that? 6?

Never happened you fucking geek. Hence no pictures.

I got a McRib yesterday. It was an abomination. Some things are better left to nostalgia. Seriously vile shit, I couldn't even finish it. And I eat taco bell.

Re: A whole block vs one dude Dude getting kicked in the head while down made me legit sick to my stomach.