Realism

They look like Quentin Tarantino mashed up with Riff Raff.

:lol: I'd accept a breastfeeding offer from her real quick.

Nope, read the first post, it's definitely "whinge."

Kid Jeopardy rules, you beat them all. Fuck those kids.

Fun fact: only if tilted. Not that it really makes a difference.

A little can of grit and ashes.

Lying in bed. Girlfriend yelled and swore then fell asleep. Digesting tacos.

Congratulations!

I like Tealuxe, but they only have two locations that I know of. You can order online from them though. Also, Rooibos for those oranges.

This is like a COS/drunk Swamp mashup thread.

PEANUT BUTTER AND JAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAAaaaaaAMM!

Two huge/greasy/delicious cheese slices and a drink for 4.54. It's the kind that I_R posted at the top of the page.

I just love strong tea and grd can't get down.

You know what he's going to do, yet you always pick fights with him and then get upset. Sure it's obnoxious, but why don't you just put him on ignore?

Seriously, though, this fucks with me.

I know it's cool to hate on DAO because urine is full of germs and filth and alcohol is a stimulant on par with cocaine, but there have been numerous studies conducted that show there is little to no sperm contained in pre-ejaculate.

Some places have cash registers that automatically spit out change, instead of having the cashier count it for you. EXPLAIN THAT

Well they support Obama, not like those Faux News fascists.

A small steak and broccoli. Dark chocolate with orange peel. One beer.

It's an opinion column. Someone else could write one just as persuasive that the exact opposite will happen.

That's no good. Rest In Peace.

Dude is obsessed.

True. The person below me will eat/has eaten a full serving of vegetables today.

I mean, I didn't need the validation of his kid's mom to guess with pretty much complete certainty we're not talking about a good dad here. I feel bad for the kid.

I love sweet tea, but don't really count it as "tea tea," especially from a fast food place or in a can. All of those are just sugar water. I like mint/chai/black/chamomile (if you really want to shit) hot. Milk in all of them except mint, and I prefer using honey to sweeten tea as opposed to sugar. Green is great too, but I'd rather have it iced. If hot, same protocol as mint--honey and no milk.