im a doctor.
drink lots of capri sun;surf coolers and saltines.
sleep with a fan blowing on you with a heating pad on your chest.
masturbate as much as you can. the flu bugs take refuge in the testicals, if you can flush them out, you'll be alright.
hey boys, 56 year old female here lookin for a good fuck.
i may be old but i can ride that cock like nobody else.
if you wanna have a good time call me at: 503-931-7842.
i've been on 12oz for a few weeks.
my name is dame.
im a little bitch & and its also what i write. the name seemed fitting.
i try to make jokes but im horrible at it.
thanks.
i hate carlos mencia so fucking much. this made my day.
... everyone i talk to about his is like holy shit i laugh wayyy too hard when i hear him speak about racism. hes an idiot. and a biter.