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dame.

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  1. im a doctor. drink lots of capri sun;surf coolers and saltines. sleep with a fan blowing on you with a heating pad on your chest. masturbate as much as you can. the flu bugs take refuge in the testicals, if you can flush them out, you'll be alright.
  2. Re: TEAM HANDJOB and I'm lurking behind you.
  3. Re: About to kill a rabbit dont.
  4. hey boys, 56 year old female here lookin for a good fuck. i may be old but i can ride that cock like nobody else. if you wanna have a good time call me at: 503-931-7842.
  5. i've been on 12oz for a few weeks. my name is dame. im a little bitch & and its also what i write. the name seemed fitting. i try to make jokes but im horrible at it. thanks.
  6. I killed my wife for crack.
  7. i didnt click the link but dude dont ever post anything like this again, please?
  8. dame.

    How the fuck...

    thats cool. i want that to happen to me.
  9. czech republic. or if you wanna get off the hook with your choice of shittyness go to mexico. fuck that place.
  10. ^ yeah but that way you can turn your head pretending that you're gonna make out with her. its cute. she made it that way on purpose to get cute boys.
  11. dzammnnnnn burners for days!
  12. the one stuckup posted is dope.
  13. i hate carlos mencia so fucking much. this made my day. ... everyone i talk to about his is like holy shit i laugh wayyy too hard when i hear him speak about racism. hes an idiot. and a biter.
  14. that girl is so fucking cute. i seriously want to ram my dick in her nose right now. shes smart too. she should go to college.
  15. masturbated 2x as much as normal. not myspace.
  16. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread jizz.
  17. i miss command and conquer. red alert 2 was the shit. tiberian sun was pretty dope too.
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