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DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER

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  1. Yo, speaking of TPWFs. where my nigga Twinkie at? I think that was his name, Arizona dude? Actually wrote graff for real but I can't remember what? .
  2. Missed me by a mile with that shit.
  3. There really is no argument about this in the scientific community though. The only few dipshits pretending to be scientists arguing aginst this fact are paid goons working for the foscil fuel industries.
  4. Wait, what? Who claimed dog/whales went extinct? That's where dolphins, porposes, Orcas and literally every species of whales came from.
  5. These fucking shrinks are going ham. They got like 2/3 of Gen-Z convinced they got one mental illness or another. It's a fucking scam. They were going ham in the 80's too and had all these parents convinced that their punk or metal or skater kids were satan worshipping psychos who needed to be "hospitalized". That Suicidal Tendencies song "Institutionalzed" was actually based on facts, a lot of parents were being gamed into having their kids commited. It was a scam to juice the insurance companies. A lot of them got sued and the "hospitals" too, and that whole industry went under and damn near out of business.altogether. Now it's on a upswing and resurging and the shrinks are in bed with big pharma to get everyone on Xanax or Zoloft or whatever the fuck else they're peddaling. And basically anybody who's a little outside the norm is now "Rain Man". Shit's a fucking scam. Slap your homie a couple times and tell him to snap out of it. Sounds like he needs to ditch the shrink and the wife. .
  6. It's really not that exciting. I accidentally crushed again and almost went all city without trying when the kid got his permit and became designated driver though. Got up so much I scared myself into thinking I might need to fall back a minute. 😆
  7. My pullout game is imaculate. Both my kids were made on purpose. I actually remember the nut that made the second one, me and wifey were getting it the fuck in. We were on a good one. I said "you want another kid?" She goes "yeah, why not"... SPLOOOOOGE!!! all up in them guts. One and done. 💯
  8. Oh shit, this nigga's on crack! The midlife crisis is definitely in full swing for this one. 🤣
  9. Life usually smacks the shit out of you for your quarterlife crisis. Midlife is when you realize the clock is ticking hard and start acting like a youngin again. Then again, I could just be speaking for myself. 😆 .
  10. Oh, it's going. It's in full swing. 😆
  11. You're about 2 years late to the midlife crisis. 😆 HBD though. 🍻
  12. Is that Casek and D-Habs? LOL
  13. Damn, this guy too? And it's been like 4 years??? RIP to the homie. SMFH
  14. Incestuous 12? The 2 is fucking the 1.
  15. Either you're really good at photoshop, or you enlisted the help of AI to pull that off. I was just about to comment that somebody bit the shit out of... then I was like "wait, WTF?"... LMAO! .
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