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Of course! Not doing so would be unusual. Philly ain't Chicago, we put ketchup on hot dogs too. 😆💯

No it's not.

When you go to the tourist traps "Pat's" and "Geno's", which are basically across the street from eachother, they use that as their lingo. "wiz with" means cheese wiz and onions. "Witout" means no onions. It's pretty much only those two tourist traps that uses that lingo. If you go into a random corner pizza shop talking that nonsense they're probably gonna look at you like you're a noodle.

Only tourists put cheese wiz on their cheesesteaks. That's why Pat's and Geno's pushes that shit, because they know they're tourist traps and they can get over and penny pinch yous by telling yous that "it's the real Philly way" . 🤣

That's fucking foul. You people don't know what a real cheesesteak even is, yall be eating them fake ass outatown shits. Probably put lettuce and guacamole on them shits too, huh? 🤣

WTF is you talking about? Who the fuck eats a cheesesteak without ketchup on it??? 🤣

It's a chicken cheesesteak. I'm from Philly. You're not. There's nothing to defend. Matter of fact, I ate them ocasionally when I lived there just to switch it up. Eating the same shit all the time gets old. You really think we all live on a diet of straight up cheesesteaks and nothing else? You probably think we actually put cheeze wiz on that shit too, huh? 😆

It's called a hoagie. WTF is a grinder? Aint that like a homo Tinder or some shit? 😆

My man... what is wrong with you? Eeeeewwwwww!!!! 😆

They look more like Jersey heads. Or maybe Delco (suburbs). 😆

Whoever typed up that sign is sus. Some of it's on point, others not so much. I remember being impressed by how nice everyone was the first time I went to NYC. And that was in the 90's. I thought they were supposed to have a rep for being rude, they ain't have shit on Philly. 😆

Nah.

My man, the forklift days coincided with the wall of red text days. And don’t get it twisted, I’ll fuck up a regular cheesesteak too, especially depending on where I’m getting it from. But I gots to chill on that red meat, son. I got a phobia of cancer, and it seems like everyone’s either ODing on drugs or getting cancer these days. And anyways, chicken cheesesteaks are good too . Ain’t nothing faggy about a chicken cheesesteak, and ain’t most you Cali niggas on that tofu vegan shit? Fuck outahere. 😆

My man that is KETCHUP. Fuck is you talking about??? 😆

More like road kill.

If it's one thing I know about crazy bitches, this bitch got some bomb ass pussy and is a absolute fucking champion in the sack. 😆

Were you high when you typed this?

Looks are deceiving you. That shit was bomb as fuck.

@misteraven Where's Symbols at? Tried @-ing her in here and nothing. Wasn't she one of your mods? We need her input on this matter! 😆

*Falling for

Sarah Palin, apparently. 😆

Yeah, that's definitely not substantial to get the job done. I get grossed out if a bitch has a little piece of toilet paper ball on her ass, I ain't tryna smash no shitty ass. 😆

But yeah, if you're a tourist I'd probably recoment clogging your arteries with the real deal. 😆

Nah, I clown yall for calling for that cheese wiz shit. But chicken cheesesteaks are legit. I don't know how legit your Cali ones are, but in Philly they're legit. 😆