DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER

@ yuppies, 2 punches. Then a third one ran up and I found my mace. 😆

GTFOH! 12oz seriously be banning niggas in this day and age of trying to lure back whoever they can??? 🤣

Mine is. I never had my phone attatched to my name, never had a real email, and never posted selfies for AI facial recognition to do the math.

I've only ever had what you're talking about. Never had a real email, never had a phone in my name, never trusted the internet since day one. And I'm well into my 40's.

My muscles might not look big, but I did drop 2 yuppies with one punch each a few nights ago who had my mans hemmed up for us tagging on some bullshit tank that was painted like a pig in Fishtown (previously North Philly). And one of them was instantly spewing blood out his nose as he was picking himself up off his ass. 😆

My wheels were way smaller back in those days. 😆

Missed me by a mile, and I was already down here when that happened. I did used to have a shirt I copped in NY that said "FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK" though. 😆

Late stage capitalism. Price gouging real estate vultures have made it damn near impossible for average working class Americans to live in most cities worth living in, and it’s only getting worse. Most of us are one lost paycheck away from living in a tent ourselves. Imagine being a working class slob who spends almost the entirety of your existence scrambling paycheck to paycheck to not end up on the streets, and turning around and looking down on those who can’t keep up. Looking at them like they’re subhuman pests to be dealt with like rodents, while admiring the billionaire scumbags who created the society that put them out on the streets in the first place. Imagine being a flag waving sheep who claims to believe in freedom, while wanting to lock people up for literally being free, instead of a wage slave chained and whipped into spending your entire life scrambling like a hamster on a wheel so that you don’t end up on the streets yourself. Imagine thinking you’re superior to people you’re literally one lost paycheck away from being yourself, and thinking your life is more relatable to the filthy rich who you will never have anything in common with. And thinking that if you just keep running on that wheel and don’t slip and fall off, you’ll somehow accumulate enough hamster pellets to be a billionaire yourself. Most Americans have Stockholm syndrome. 🐑

Hah! I just looked that up on IG. C’mon, @LUGR, there’s more than just that one. 😆

Trash. My wife is Asian, stupid.

Actually, I’m in Philly right now and eating Pizza from OG Pizza on Frankford and Cumberland. Go there. Lorenzo’s is dope, but OG’s is better.

Your Delco homies are idiots.

Lorenzo’s on South Street.

This was my parents, but with cigarettes. 🤦‍♂️

You just don't know how to properly wipe your ass. 😆

No way, that's fucking Carla from Cheers???? They should give the plastic surgeon who made her look even worse life in prison! 😆

That roll over him was intentional. Dude straight up let off the brakes and just let it happen.

Oh snap, where did that fool come from? I think you're right.

You gotta foreva be around to fight niggas till your back go ALL the way out! I know your back hurt, but yo... 😆

You gotta train wifey. It might take time, but if she’s worth a fuck she’ll learn. 😆

My guess is a grinder must be one of these rainbow colored hoagies @One Man Banned seems to be familiar with. Why else would they name it after a gay tinder? 😆

I had a boner all through middle school due to the chicks growing titties and dressing like they were in Def Leopard or Motley Crue videos. Too bad I didn't figure out what to do about it till way into high school years. 😆 .

Did you just say you can handle the full force up your ass? 😆