DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER

If you've been holding onto that news clipping since 94 then that's gotta be you! :biglaugh: At least you have a sense of humor about your first shit back in the day. I'm not brave enough to post my first shit on here, even though it def belongs. :biglaugh:

Oh snap are you one of Rudy's homies?

I've been out of town for a good while. But Wes is the homie.

Oh fuck yeah, Hensley was the fucking king back then. Yeah I think I used to drive past that rail on my way to some chicks house back in the day. Never stopped to skate it though. WhiteyBlackman you skate in Philly? Got me wondering if I know you.

WORD!!! Back in 93 me and some homies took a skate trip to Baltimore just to check it out for the weekend. We went to that ledge spot at the Bay and ended up skating and chillin with this dude and his boys all weekend. We went with him to DC and he showed us around and shit. This was before he was sponsored and shit back in the day. Him and his boys where good peoples. We ended up crashing at one of his boys house. Fun times. Glad to see dudes still doing it that's what's up!

You got a lot of balls for some rockabilly fake oldschooler who dickeats the shit out of anything Black Label with the same ferver as a 10 year old would dickeat anything Tony Hawk. Just sayin.

Fucking dope. That handrail at the school in the beginning looks familiar. Is that somewhere near Landsdale or Hatboro PA or somewhere near there?

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"LIKE OOOOOHHHHH MA'GAAAWWWD DOOD!!! AREN'T THESE SHOES JUST FABWUOUSE???" "WORD SON... THEY FLY AS FUCK I'M LIKE... SO HORNY RIGHT NOW! COME INTO THIS DRESSING ROOM AND HELP ME OUT OF MY SISTERS PANTS RIGHT NOW MY DOOD! I GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL IN THERE FOR YOU SWEETIE!"

Broken rib?

Randomly found this on youtube. Some dude and his boys on a road trip. Dude's are kinda good for being nobodies. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0PR9wcbwWw&NR=1

*Creep across the land.

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Let me guess... somebody posted your shit in here? :biglaugh:

Word. That shit get's on my nerves too.

I used to work the night shift by myself in a warehouse. After I was caught up and basically just waiting on trucks to pick shit up or drop shit off I'd skate. I'd set up runs with little trash cans and skids that the boards where close enough to manual on and I'd lift up the blades on the forklift for noseslides and shit. :biglaugh:

Oh man that's salty... he didn't even give dyrdek the time to get printed in the book! :lol:

That's sick. I'll bet it's a gas hog though.

^Hipster.

How funny would it be if this bitches head spontaniously combusted while she was spazzing? :lol:

LMAO! You thought Street was bad? Nutter's gonna make Street look like Rendel.

I thought this was gonna be about a black biker gang. There actually is a black biker gang based out of west Philly. They dress like Hells Angels and ride Harleys and shit only they're all black. They all hang out at this bar in the hood on Market street. Shit's kinda weird.

^Attention kids in tight pants: This is what you look like.

Peep this guys ramp. Fucking epic.

You'd know it if you broke a rib.