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Hahaha I think you'd have a better chance of someone taking you seriously if you had a dick in your mouth.

Shai I think it's pretty much been spoken for but I'm around too.

That's where I stopped reading.

Im pretty sure being white excludes you from using the word "real" with "nigga." Im also pretty sure I see white kids in white suburbs "keeping it realer" than black kids in Oakland. Im also also pretty sure baggy pants are popular in America because we love to slum it. We'd walk around in bath robes and slippers if we could. Im also also also pretty sure a couple fools I know are as Oakland as it gets, dress like "herbs" and are national aikido champions who can rip motherfucke apart and knock you out through your ankles just for the WTF factor. They also graduated from CAL with bio mech and Molecular biology majors... which leads me to believe intelligence plays a role in what you wear. I think baggy pants just means you're a dumbass.

This could be Oakland.

I'm on the other side of the spectrum. I'm 5' 8" with 9.5 size feet. 30x30's are are too short and 31x32s are too wide... 30x32 is what I need, but noone ever carries them. They also need to be on what they call the "straight leg" or "slim straight" side since "loose fit" pants make my feet look tiny as hell and straightup "slim" pants are gay. 501 and 514s are especially nice, but like $50 and limit my choices to "blue" or "navy."

Re: motorbikes! Hahaha yeah, but black. Didnt get a good look at the bike. It was pretty 1990's, full fairing, chunky, and japanese. Probably not 1000 cc since the rear tread wasnt too wide And dude the fairing doesnt fit right, you can see the boxer sticking out of the side. It might just be a test mule for the motor. The int3rn3tz can't lie.

Erf shadow puppets ftw.

Boiled peanuts and a pickle platter?!? Im your huckleberry.

Re: motorbikes! Haha some1 I must've seen your future wife on my way up to Davis. I was on 80 and I passed this chick wearing a brand new one piece Dianese race suit, new lid with stupid barb wire on it (not icon one), sidi boots... etc. Would've been impressive cept we were in serious traffic cus everyone was rubbernecking to see a car in its prime of being on fire... every time she split between a car she would tuck her shoulders and elbows in... even when her mirrors stuck out like a foot on both sides. BMW sportbike in testing camo... I like those pants tho. I'm avoiding buying black gear, not 'cause I dont like black—just trying to do something different. Also I really really need to learn how to lean off the bike since Im grinding into my fucking foot pegs and engine any time i go through any kind of turn at any kind of speed.

I think scarlett's in the clear tho. You know who demotes Lyndsay's tits to "manboob" status: Scientists first started the human genome project to give Anne Hataway's tits to every woman on the planet.

fixed.

Banned.

some of these photos I cant tell if they're old or recreations. In general I gotta give it to modern women, on average theyve got grandma beat.

Who the fuck are these new kids, and am I dickhead for not knowing every gay simpsons episode, or for not replying to a simpsons quote with another simpsons quote? And what alternate asshat universe did I just step into? This shits about birds nigga. Fuck your simpsons.

Lyndsay is fucking gross. How the fuck does she think she's tributing Marylin Monroe with a flabby nasty frame like hers? I mean overlooking her broke fucking complexion (they have topical skin treatments for chicks with massive amounts of freckles, and don't tell me she cant afford that shit), and never mind she looks like a coke whore with that wig on, her fucking body itself just looks fucking beat. I mean you wonder what's left of that vagina of hers. I dont give a fuck about marylin monroe, but she had the body of a WOMAN, not some lazy yuppie sack of shit for a frame. Marylin Monroe didnt wear a nasty fucking wig either. So what the fuck are you people going gaga over? Her unusually large tits? How are those special? Two words: Scarlett Johanson. Lay this broke cokewhore to rest.

I think you just failed.

Sooooo what you're trying to say is... writing in long-winded sentences makes you sound smart an witty. Annnnnd what I'm saying is.... I can't get my eyes to stop bleeding. You're not writing a physics book from 1874. You're trying to depict Orwell's fucking Animal farm... or Stargate, but with humans losing to birds. Which doesn't nearly have the same amount of funny as if millions of retarded kamikaze birds flew into shit, smashing through car doors, impailing kittens and babies, knocking down telecommunication satellites and crashing Wallstreet. This isn't DnD, nigga. Learn to fucking write.

Somebody told my little brother that Jellyfish are going to evolve soon and take over the world. Now he wont shut the fuck up about it.

BIGGEST BEEF RECALL IN HISTORY OSAMA BIN LADEN SAYS, "MY BAD."

She got them big bones.

Missy Elliot has never been my favorite but I gotta give it to her, her career has been non-stop lulz. Those four dudes in that music video are fucking sick.

Re: Hipsters, get you Che hats out!-Fidel is one sick Commie(but his brother isn't)-he's d Haha I dunno about that. Some cars have brakes, the rest have horns.