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You know you're pedaling right when you stand up and start spinning and the drivetrain makes this hydraulic whooshing sound every downstroke. I dunno if it's me or the bike but I can't make that sound, which makes it all that much cooler to hear. Sharky's a beast still. Dude definitely's injecting some some shit tho.

"Outsourcing gayness" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA i crack myself up.

All eight-hundred of them? I dunno... anyone know of any cosmetic companies in Arizona?

Re: motorbikes! No..... sorry dude Im just a guy with a beater bike Im trying to keep on the road and running this thread up with stupid questions. Rode my friend's R1 the other day. Thing was a blast. I dunno if anyone can tell by the photos , but the GS750ES weighs as much as a Hayabusa (475 lbs).

Jesus how do you get to 800? I mean even if you have the intention to sell them (are these mini-dogs worth anything?) you think you'd get up to a hundred and say to yourself, "This is just getting silly." Sucks but I bet they all get put down. Dog vagina is not a clown car, old people.

I thought it was him. Yeah he came in first.

That's portland right? I think that dude in the orange hat kicked my ass (track-wise) a while ago.

Still good.

Haha. I can appreciate that.

ILB tune into 740 AM. This news just went from laughable to just shameful since they're running the story in every fucking newspaper today. This is how the news is showing up. 1. 65% of LA's roads and highways are in poor condition. 2. SF & Oakland 62% 3. Honolulu 62% 4. San Jose 60% 5. Ssan Diego 53% 6. New Orleans 50% 7. New York 49% 8. Sacramento 46% 9. Baltimore 42% 10. Oklahoma City 41% 11. Tulsa 40% 12. Albuquerque 39% 1. LA car owners on average spend $778 on auto maintenance, which they're saying is a sign of poor roads 2. SF & Oakland $761 3. Honolulu $760 4. San Jose $746 5. San Diego $684 6. Tulsa $682 7. Oklahoma City $661 8. Sacramento $655 9. New Orleans $636 10. New York $623 11. Albuquerque $604 12. Baltimore $586 What pisses me off about this story is that the "Metropolitan Transportation Comission" is estimating it will cost $17 billion over the next 25 years to get Bay Area roads in "good shape," and "keep them that way." Also in 2005, "CalTrans" did their own survey and found that 68% of highways and freeways in Bay Area had "no distress" which was the survey's highest rating. Keep in mind also that we pay for road construction through the gas tax, which then goes into a treasury to be only used for roads and transportation, but the money's not off limits to politicians who want money to be rerouted elsewhere, and many times out of the state. Alaska has two $65 million bridges between two nowhere towns just so they didnt have to pay $6 ferrys, payed for by our gas tax... I guess we can be thankful it was at least used for the roads.

Exactly. What the fuck are these people talking about? Im not even fucking with you not-so-much-bay-area folk. This is what they're saying. You can watch it, and tune into AM radio at the same time and get two people who just happen to be telling completly contradictory stories, except one person is interviewing scientists and economy analysts, and the other is interviewing politicians, truck drivers and Pep Boys mechanics.

My local news channel is tryna tell me bay area roads are the second worst roads in the country behind LA, and that they need 20 billion dollars more to make them not as bad. Apparently, Detroit moved to Canada. Now they're trying to tell me the air out here is "unsafe to breathe," when California emission restrictions are higher than the Europeans, and last summer our "spare the air" campaign said we only had one bad pollution day when two summers ago we had eight... but apparently the government needs more money to buy magic "better air" potions. Then they want to raise bus fairs from 1.75 to $2 and student monthly passes from $16 to $28 because they say they can barely afford gas prices let alone health care for the bus drivers. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Earlier I was listening to AM radio about how pollution is actually down in the bay compared to last year, how the economy is going up in california, and that its not that our government needs MORE money, its that they're fucking stupid with the money they have. Now I've got the TV on and they're saying the sky if fucking falling. Somebody is full of shit, and not in the sense that they're "the big bad media." I mean somebody is totally full of fucking shit.

I've got a border collie/german short hair mix. Just think of a border collie with short seal fur instead. I'd take a photo of it if she would stand still.

Re: motorbikes! Anyone have any idea where I can buy a used muffler? None of the 4 into 1 nonsense leading up to it, just the round fucking can that goes on the end of it? Preferably some sort of sport exhaust, since my yoshi just rattled off the fucking bike today on the freeway. It's been going for a while. I had to redrill the holes and bolt that fucker on there because the can already tried to rattle off. Fuck!

Every country in the world is stuck with some group of noisy retards. We've got the puritans, and apparently they listen to the radio.

Someone cheeto footed that bitch's face, BLAM.

Hey Fat Ralphy, That fucking Depty didn't hit ONE cyclist. He hit THREE. He killed two of them, Matt Peterson, who rides for Roaring Mouse, and Kristy Gough. I knew Kristy Gough from the club rides we have. I didn't know Mat Peterson personally but I know people who ride for Roaring Mouse. A cyclist in the bay area is never more than two phone calls away from anyone. I could put michael ball on the phone in three. What pisses me off is the guy fucking lied on his report blaming the accident on him "dozing off" even tho it's ten in the morning, and says he "started administering first aid" which turns out is a fucking lie. Dude's supposed to be a "peace officer" and isnt even a man enough to come out and say what really happened and take the real fucking consequences of his actions. I love how when I get a DUI the officer can lie his ass off and write down the most insanely detailed report you've ever read but this guys kills a cyclist and he can't remember a fucking thing. I wish the cycling union was strong enough to literally string this asshole up by his balls. Fuck cops. Fuck cops. Fuck cops. The guy's gonna get off too squeaky clean because a.) he's a cop and b.) all he's gotta prove is it wasn't malicious intent and he gets a slap on the hands. Same thing happened up here last year. You just need to know cops and you're in the clear

Cats take driving sersly. I drive threads into the grounds.

I drive my doo doo into the toilet bowl.

Snakes on a plane durring the attack scene. Shit just seemed to keep going for no reason whatsoever. Theres more but they were so boring I blocked the titles from memory.

I drive the madness

Welcome to 2002 Except the squirrels are genius.

Does it have electrolytes?

Its not a spot its a fucking retaining wall. Its not "banging hard" its the piss mark of a pizza faced teenager with some pent up angst out to hurt mommy and daddy. I dunno about the freeway, but Looks like it's in front of a rather nice newly built house with fresh landscaping to me.