groyn shmoyn

dear mcdonalds and beer, time to poop. -shmoyner.

false. bout 5'10 tpbm prefers fruits to vegetables.

boo boo kitty fuck.

soup, i can't say i like. and yet i can't say i don't like. /tolerable.

should i waste my time watching the human centipede?

wow...yer post count makes me feel like the first 3 years of my new screen name account were put to waste.

i get restless leg syndrome consistently. needa eat more bar-na-nuhs.

i would too. videotape it. keep it for myself. bust out the tape on a drunken night with my friends.

i'm just watching family guy fer now... maybe i won't change the channel... maybe.

true? i think. im drunk. tpbm thinks massgraff is under the age of 19.

finishing up the last of this crown and coke. bout to go to the movies by myself cus altho the girl said she was gettin her night shift covered to hang with me, she decides to stay out at the bar with her friends all night. fuck that. ill be glad when this lease is over.

you posted before i could twice in the past 5 minutes. you have quick hands, sir.

false. never heard of it. tpbm watches a television series religiously and would like to share. *edit*...skip.

I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYY...

imma take the dog to the dog park...then go watch this. i just gotta.

used q-tip? either way... thats random as hell.

i think i left my cigarettes on the table at ozonas...godammit.

false. it gets the bills paid. tpbm enjoys wine.

GOOAAAHHHH!!!! id be lost without my ipod. music and entertainment keep me going. oh...and i guess my dog...but he cool.

wow... i havent listened to eyedea and abilities in soooo long. R.I.P. for throwbacks. thanks for bumpin in my trunk back in senior year.

yer always posting like a mad man. i like that.

drunk white girls are annoying...but fine.

gettin pre-gamed for a bbq later by drinkin beer. gonna go pick up some fajitas to throw on the grill. i just wish i knew how to speak spanish.

i woke up too early and extra gassy this morning.

woke up. went to my bank. got rejected from depositing a check. got cash. went to the DMV and got a new ID card since my license was taken away. went to eat at a new spot (very good), went to look for a new headlight for my car. came home...drank some beers. went out and bought a new winter jacket. came back home and drank more beers. read part of a book for class. now im goin to my girls job...to drink more beers. eventful day.