groyn shmoyn

drinkin beer... dog at my feet. girl asleep. buddy on his way over. mutha fuckin lazy offday oner.

one hand fapping?

compass plz.

true? its been a while. tpbm had a secret handshake with one of their friends at some point in their life.

i spy... bbr fvr.

false to the max, br0. tpbm has given money to a homeless in the past week.

BOOYAH!!!! GOT HER ASS GOOD!!!! /necro smash.

true. tpbm is expecting something exciting tomorrow.

watchin jersey shore. been doing so for about 20 seconds now. i already want to shoot all these kids in their faces. /stopped watchin this bullshit.

BLACK PEOPLE ARE WHACK PEOPLE! /booooring.

she mad? yea....she mad.

Disorder | Rating Paranoid: Moderate Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: High Borderline: Low Histrionic: Moderate Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: Moderate Dependent: Moderate Obsessive-Compulsive: Low what's up with all us fools being antisocial as fuck?!

false. i went outta town and got wasted. tpbm is planning on swimming at some point today.

waitin on brew bake to pick me up...gon' eat some chicken with the kiddos.

the new trend is h0mies icing h0mies with this.

i'm drinking a couple of beers. bout to get on the greyhound for a 3 hour trip to austin. never taken the greyhound before. dunno what to expect... but i've been googling links for reviews. this made me LOL. YO TO ALL YOU PEOPLE THAT SUPPORT GREYHOUND BUS Y’ALL CAN GO TO HELL, I’M NOT DOWN WITH ALL YOU DUMB-ASS NIGGAS THAT CAN RIDE A BUS FOR SEVERAL HOURS AND GET STUCK ANYWAY OUT OF A TOWN DURING THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE,LAST YEAR WHEN I TOOK GREYHOUND BUS TO VISIT MY SO-CALLED UNCLE WHO LIVES ALL THE WAY OUT IN ALABABA I HAD TO FUCKIN GO THEIR AT 3 IN THE MORNING AND I HAD TO CALL HIS ASS, TO LET HIM KNOW THAT I WAS STUCK IN SOUTH CARALINA AND THE YEAR BEFORE LAST YEAR I WAS STUCK IN BALTORMORE,SHIT I HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND TAKE A PISS AND GUESS WHAT? THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DID NOT CLEAN THE BATHROOM IT WAS DISQUSTING AND BACK THEN THEY USED TO CLEAN THE BATHROOM BUT NOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY DON’T DO SHIT FOR NOBODY NOMORE WHOEVER IS NOT DOWN WITH GREYHOUND GIVE ME A HELL YEAH, AND BY THE WAY GREYHOUND IS NOTHIN’ BUT A PIECE OF JACK SHIT JUST LIKE Y’ALL PEOPLE THAT WORK FOR GREYHOUND WHOEVER IS TAKING THE GREYHOUND BUS OUT OF TOWN I SUGGEST Y’ALL TAKE PETER PAN INSTEAD OF GREYHOUND,I’M OUT PEACE!!! reminded me of a DAO rant.

sitting in my arthurian literature class. waiting for the professor to arrive.

not since drew carey got involved. otherwise...always true. tpbm surfs for porn on the daily.

false. tpbm has a chronic medical condition.

buncha pussies. piece of shit cops. they're everywhere.

"Under Bosnian law, a person who kills or tortures animals can be fined anywhere from $19 to as much as $6,400" what the fuck?!?! FUCK THAT. GIVE THE BITCH THE CHAIR.

gnarly br0.

just picked up my entertainment to get me through a boring 3 and a half hour trip today.

im up way to early.

i just logged in right now.. seems fine to me. but they're definitely upgrading their advertising status. these ads are no bueno.