DA KID MERO

YO KOH IS RIGHT THOUGH, NIGGA DIED GETTIN IT IN. ITS LIKE JAY-Z DYING IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONCERT. THE NIGGA WAS DOING HIS THING YOKIN UP CROCODILES AND PUNCHING GIRAFFES IN THE NECK AND ALL THAT. HE WAS LOVIN IT, I BET HE WOULDA WANTED TO DIE LIKE THAT. MUTHAFUCKA WENT OUT LIKE A G. ( A CROCODILE HUNTING G )

Re: Banksy sticks it to Paris THERES SO MANY STUPID BIRDS AND HOMOS OUT THERE THAT THIS OSTRICH LOOKING WOPMACHINE IS PROBABLY SELLIN 500 COPIES A MINUTE. 500 COPIES IS ALOT TO DO BY HAND BUT THIS STUPID BITCH IS GONNA SELL A MIL, SO 500 AINT PUTTING A DENT IN HER SALES AT ALL. I HATE THIS BITCH B, IF I WAS EVEN SEMI RICH I COULD BUY MYSELF SOME NEPTUNES AND SCOTT STORCH BEATS AND DROP A PLATINUM ALBUM. THIS BITCH EVEN GOT A DECENT REVIEW IN TIME MAGAZINE. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE WORLD COMING TO B? WHATS WRONG WITH MUSIC?

LOL NAH I DIDNT SAY FUGAZI INVENTED EMO, I MEANT "FUGAZI" AS IN SLANG FOR "FUCKING GAY" NOT THE BAND (THAT I JUST FOUND OUT EXISTED)

I NEVER FELT PAC. AT ALL. EVER. I THINK I LIKED THAT SONG "OLD SCHOOL" AND "2 OF AMERIKAZ MOST WANTED" BUT ONLY CUZ SNOOP D-O-DOUBLE G WAS ON IT. TO SAY BIG AND JAY ARE OVERRATED IS RIDICULOUS B. BIGGIE INVENTED FLOW, AND JAY TOOK IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL. NIGGAS WERENT RAPPING ABOUT HOW PLUTO ISN'T A PLANET, THEY WERE RAPPING ABOUT STREET SHIT AND "IM BALLIN" SHIT, BUT THEY BOTH DID IT IN SUCH AN OFFICIAL WAY THAT IT DIDNT SOUND CORNY. PUN WAS A RAPPERS RAPPER, THE NIGGA WAS FILTHY POINT BLANK, DELIVERY WAS CRAZY, WORDPLAY WAS CRAZY, EVERYTHING WAS A GO WITH THAT NIGGA. BIG WAS ILL TOO BUT PUN SHITS ON ALLA THEM B. SORRY.

YO FIRST OF ALL I DONT EVEN HAVE TO GET INDEPTH ON THESE NIGGAS B, THEY ALL GAY HOW CAN YOU EVEN SEE YOU FUCKING CLOWN? WHY ARE YOU PAYING TO GET YOUR HAIR CUT LIKE THAT B? EVERYTIME I SEE THESE HERBS ITS LIKE THE FIRST TIME CUZ NIGGAS ARE SO FUCKING GAY MY BRAIN CANT EVEN SAVE THE IMAGE. IT WOULD BE DOPE IF I COULD CHOKE THAT NIGGA TO DEATH B, WHICH WOULD PROBABLY TAKE ALL OF 5 SECONDS CUZ THE NIGGA LOOKS SO FRAIL THAT IM PRETTY SURE I COULD SHOVE THIS FAGGOT AND IT WOULD CRUSH HIS PAPER MACHE ASS CHEST. THESE NIGGAS REALLY MAKE ME GENUINELY ANGRY, NOT EVEN GOTHIC KIDS ARE THIS GAY BECAUSE GOTHIC KIDS AT LEAST HAVE SOME KNOWLEDGE THAT THEY ARE GAY AND EITHER IGNORE IT, OR BECOME "MALEBOLGUS THE NECROMANCER OF TATTULVANIA", AND DISSAPEAR INTO THEIR OWN WORLD WITH THEIR GAY FRIENDS LIKE SOME REAL LIFE FINAL FANTASY ROLE PLAYING SHIT. THESE EMO SCENE NIGGAS ARE SO MUCH GAYER BECAUSE THEY THINK THIS FUGAZI ASS SHIT IS COOL, IT AINT COOL NIGGA. ITS CORNY, IF IT WAS COOL THERE WOULDNT BE SO MANY JOKES THAT HAVE "FUCKING EMO FAG" AS THE PUNCHLINE. AND I DONT EVEN LIKE THE SCENE BITCHES, CUZ THEY PUSSIES STINK, THEY WEAR STUPID CLOTHES, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, THEY DONT KNOW HOW TO FUCK. I HAD THIS ONE HIPSTER/EMO/INDIEROCK BITCH AND I HAD TO POSITION HER CORRECTLY TO CATCH BACKSHOTS. SHE AINT KNOW HOW TO GET FUCKED FROM THE BACK!!! APPARENTLY THE BITCH WAS ONLY USED TO NIGGAS LAYING ON TOP OF HER MISSIONARY AND CRYING WHILE SHE HUGGED THEM. NO! THE BITCH DIDNT KNOW HOW TO SUCK A DICK NEITHER, AND SHE ALWAYS WANTED TO LISTEN TO THE FUCKING SMITHS WHILE I BEAT! NO! I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT BITCH! TURN THAT SHIT OFF ITS FUCKIN WACK!!! THESE MUTHAFUCKAS/BITCHES ARE JUST A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME AND LIFE AND SPACE AND EVERYTHING ELSE YOU CAN WASTE. NIGGAS IS GARBO, THE END.

"NICE BLOUSE...LEMME UNBUTTON IIIIIIIT" THIS NIGGA SLAYS EVERY RAPPER EVER. (YEAH I SAID IT)

WHEN YOU START DOING THIS SHIT IN THE CLUB NIGGAS CLEAR OUT AND START HOLDING THEY BEER IN THE AIR AND SHIT. MY LITTLE COUSIN IS 11 AND SHUTS SHIT DOWN.

WHERE YOU AT B? ALLADINS CASTLE? THOSE BUILDINGS DOWN THERE LOOK CRAZY ARABIC. YO POOLS CLOSED B SOMEBODY TOOK A SHIT IN THE POOL B COME ON B, NIGGAS GOT THE DOG IN HOW YOU GOT THE DOG OVER THE FENCE B? DONT DEAD THE MINI BAR TOO FAST THAT SHIT COST A KNOT.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE THREAD WHERE I TOOK A HOT SHIT ON THE GUIDO NIGGA??? COME ON B THAT WAS GOOD MATERIAL.

I DIDNT EVEN READ THIS THREAD B AND I ALREADY KNOW IM CRUSHING ALL YOU NIGGAS WITH THIS SPOT RIGHT HERE B. CASTLE HILL, RIGHT OFF THE 6, RIGHT NEXT TO ROADWAY DRIVIN SCHOOL, I FORGOT THE NAME OF THE SHIT I THINK ITS BRISAS DEL CARIBE, THE NAME DONT MATTER, BUT YO I GO IN THERE SIT DOWN TO EAT AND I SWEAR MY MAMA IS BEHIND THE STOVE IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER, THE BEST SPANISH FOOD I EVER HAD THAT WASNT MADE BY MY MOMS OR GRANDMOMS. SHIT WILL PUT YOU TO SLEEP HOMIE.

YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN? AND NIGGAS WERE HATING ON NIGGAS THROWING UP SIGNS AND HOLDING THEIR CHAINS UP. THATS NOWHERE NEAR AS BAD AS GOING ON STAGE IN WOMENS PANTS AND NO SHIRT WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE AN ALBINO SOMALIAN WITH SUPERAIDS...THEN NIGGAS PUT THEIR FOOT ON THOSE SPEAKERS ON THE FRONT OF THE STAGE AND LEAN MAD HARD INTO IT LIKE THEIR TRYING TO CRUSH IT WITH THEIR FOOT...COME ON B, SPARE ME, JUST DO YOUR SET AND GO BACKSTAGE AND FUCK BRITANY AND AMBER (AND THEN FUCK YOUR BASS PLAYER AND PRETEND ITS REBELIOUS AND NOT HOMO).

AND MAAAAAN FUCK THAT, IF I EVER MADE IT IN RAP AND GOT RICH PLEASE BE FULLY AWARE THAT IMA RAP ABOUT ALL THE SHIT I GOT AND HOW MUCH WORK I PUMPED TO PAY FOR STUDIO TIME ETC ETC ETC. MATTAFACT MY ALBUM WOULD BE CALLED "NIGGA IM FUCKIN RICH, HOLLA!"

HAHAHAHA THIS NIGGA BEAT ME TO THE PUNCH...NIGGA IM FRESH TA DEATH ERRDAY LIKE I JUMPED UP OUT THE CASKET...I DONT GIVE A FUCK B I SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, I FUCK WITH SOME ROCK, BUT IM NOT GONNA SIT OUTSIDE AND LISTEN TO NIGGAS SMASH GUITARS AND SING SAD SONGS WHEN IM GETTIN DRUNK AND SMOKIN BLUNTS, VODKA AND HENNY IS MY TWO STEP JUICE, I CANT TWO STEP TO FUCKING "MAPS". CAN I GET SOME BOUNCE PLEASE? THAT SAID, I FUCK WIT THE NEW YOUNG JOC ALBUM, ITS LIKE THE SAME SONG 14 TIMES BUT I DONT GIVE A FUCK, THAT SHIT KNOCKS LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. SHIT GOES BOTH WAYS, I THINK ROCK IS JUST A BUNCH OF NIGGAS WHINING WHILE SHAKING THEIR HAIR AROUND AND WEARING MASCARA AND CLUTCHING A MICROPHONE WHILE LOOKING AT THE SKY MAKING THEIR BEST "SAD CONFUSED BOUT TO CRY FACE" AND WHEN NIGGAS DO THAT STOMP WHILE THEY HOLD THE MIC AND ACT LIKE THE MIC IS PICKING THEM UP OFF THE FLOOR...NAH IM NOT WITH THAT. FUCK THAT, I NEED NIGGAS ON STAGE BOUNCIN, WAVING TOWELS, ADLIBBING AND SHIT.

WOWWWWWW NIGGA TOOK IT BACK TO MADBALLS!!! YO THESE THINGS ARE MAD PATHETIC, YOU CANT EVEN FIND A FAT BITCH B? THATS BASICALLY WHAT THESE THINGS MEAN, "YO I CANT EVEN FIND A FAT GOTHIC BITCH, SO I NEED TO STICK MY DICK IN A FLASHLIGHT" WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE FUCKIN ONE OF THOSE THINGS B? REALLY, THINK ABOUT HOW STUPID YOU'D LOOK STANDING IN YOUR BATHROOM WITH JUST SOCKS AND A DIRTY TSHIRT ON FUCKING A FLASHLIGHT, IF YOU'RE GONNA FUCK AN INANIMATE OBJECT AT LEAST BALL OUT AND GET ONE OF THOSE REALDOLL SHITS. THOSE ARE SO REAL ITS CRAZY IF THEY COULD COOK I'D DEAD MY BITCH IN A MINUTE TRUE STORY. "HOW YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS JELLY?"

NERVOUS HABITS: 1. WASHING MY HANDS REPEATEDLY 2. SMOKING DUST 3. SMOKING DUST

CALL HIM UP AND BE LIKE "WHATS GOOD MY NIGGA? YOU GOOD? NO DOUBT, YO LISTEN B, WE GONNA BE SHARING A ROOM MY NIGGA AND I FEEL ITS APPROPRIATE TO TELL YOU THAT I GOT WARRANTS, SMELL ME? SO IF NIGGAS COME LOOKIN FOR ME JUST TELL THEM YOU DONT SPEAK ENGLISH OR WHATEVER LIKE THAT, AIGHT?" THEN IF HE LAUGHS LIKE "YOU'RE FUNNY BRAH" TELL HIM YOU GONNA RAPE HIS MOMS. I WENT TO A CUNY SO I DONT KNOW NOTHING ABOUT NO "DORMS" IM POVERTY STRICKEN. I WISH I WOULDA DORMED I WOULDA MADE SO MUCH MONEY HAND TO HAND I COULDA BOUGHT A G35 (SEDAN, HOLLA) THATS HALF A BAR NIGGA AND ITS COPY WRITTEN, EAT SHIT. TRIZ SEVEN!

THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PITBULLS SMOKE DUST B.

GODDAMN I JUST DROPPED MAD COMMAS UP THERE B, CAN WE GET AN OFFICIAL COUNT??

YOU'LL THANK HIM WHEN YOUR KID GROWS UP WITH HIS ENTIRE HEAD INSTEAD OF JUST A PORTION MA. AND UNLIKE PEOPLE YOU CANT TELL A DOG "YO MY NIGGA, CHILL" WHEN HE'S PEELIN YOUR CALF MUSCLE OFF YOUR LEG.

HOW ABOUT PITBULL FIGHTS TO THE DEATH IN THE PROJECT ELEVATOR/LOBBY/PARKIN LOT/COMMUNITY CENTER!! HOLLA!! I DONT EVEN LIKE DOGS B, THEY BE ALL IN YOUR FUCKIN GRILL ALWAYS WANTING ATTENTION AND SHIT, I LIKE CATS, WHATEVER YALL NIGGAS SAY I DONT CARE, A CAT IS COOL CUZ THE NIGGA JUST DOES HIS OWN THING AND CHILLS, AND IF YOU REALLY WANNA "PLAY" WITH THE NIGGA YOU CAN JUST PUT A SOCK OVER HIS HEAD OR DANGLE A STRING AND ITS GOOD FOR A FEW MINUTES OF FUN, DOGS IS 1. MAD ANNOYING AND 2. MAD SLOBBERY, DOG SPIT SMELLS LIKE SHIT B FORREAL AND I KNOW I SAY "WHITE PEOPLE" ALOT BUT MY DUDE I ONLY SEEN WHITE DUDES SIT DOWN AND BE LIKE "GOOBOY SPIKE! GOOOOBOOOOY!" AND HAVE THE DOG LICKIN THEY FACE TILL THE SHIT SMELLS LIKE TRASH AND OLD CONDOMS. GROSS B. I DONT EVEN WANT A HOT BROAD LICKIN ALL ON MY FACE LIKE THAT DEPOSITING MAD SALIVA ON MY RUGGED YET SMOOTH GOLDEN BROWN SKIN B, LET ALONE A FUCKING STINKY ASS DOG THAT JUST ATE HIS OWN SHIT/VOMIT AND TOOK A NICE DRINK FROM THE TOILET THAT ONLY SEMI-FLUSHES SO THERES STILL PISS IN THE WATER AND SHIT?? NAH, IM GOOD. FUUUUUUCK THAT!! AND WALKING/FEEDING/BATHING/PLAYING WITH A DOG?? MAD REPONSIBILITY!! WITH NO PROS, JUST CONS. FUCK HAVING A DOG, HAVE A KID, AT LEAST YOU CAN SEND YA KID TO THE STORE FOR SHIT AND TELL THE NIGGA TO PASS YOU THE REMOTE. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...YOU CAN CLAIM THE LIL NIGGAS ON YOUR TAXES, LEMME SEE YOU GET A CHECK AT THE END OF THE YEAR FOR HAVIN A DOG, AND YOU BEEN FEEDIN, AND SPENDIN MONEY ON THE NIGGA LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA, SOME OF YOU NIGGAS EVEN BUY CLOTHES FOR YOUR DOGS...MAYBE ITS CUZ I'VE LIVED IN APARTMENTS MY WHOLE LIFE BUT, MAN I HATE DOGS.

CHILLIN LIKE THE SCARECROW LOOKIN FOR SOME BRAIN!!! YO I'M BIDDING 30 DOLLARS ON STAR B, IMA GET THAT BITCH PREGNANT AND BE MADE IN THE SHADE ON SOME KFED.

YEAH SNEAK GOT IT... YO THATS RIDICULOUS B...NIGGAS WENT OUT AND BOUGHT WETWIPES CUZ OF CAM?? THATS LIKE NIGGAS BUYING MR. CLEAN CUZ E-40 SAID IT. LOOKIN LITE SKIN, MAMI WAS TYPE SLIM, FAT ASS, BIG TITS, I NOTICED HER NICE CHIN I APPROACHED HER, SLIGHT GRIN, WHITE TIMBS NUMBA YOU COULD TYPE IN, SAID SHE "DONT LIKE MEN," I JUST LAUGHED, "MA, IF WE LINKY LINK, YOU'ONT LIKE MEN? ME NEITHER, WHAT A COINKYDINK..."

IM SAYING!!! NIGGA YOU DID "THE SIXTH SENSE"!!! THAT SHIT DID IN THE MILLIONS NIGGA!! YOU DRIVIN A '95 SATURN? I WOULDNT DRIVE AN '05 SATURN B!! STEP YOUR FUCKING GAME UP YOU BUM ASS NIGGA!! AT LEAST GET A LITTLE C CLASS ASSHOLE...ANYWAY YO, I'LL NEVER SEE ONE OF THIS HABIBI NIGGAS MOVIES EVER AGAIN CUZ I ATE 2 STICKS AND WENT TO SEE "THE VILLAGE" WITH MY NIGGAS AND A BIRD FLOCK, 3 OF MY NIGGAS FELL ASLEEP WHICH ALLOWED 3 OF THE BITCHES TO ESCAPE, THEN THE REST OF THE PEOPLE WHO WERE LEFT STARTED DRINKING IN THE THEATER, SHORTY STARTED EARLING, SHIT WAS CRAZY CUZ WATCHIN SHORTY TRY NOT TO GET BACARDI AND SOME SHIT THAT LOOKED LIKE TUNA FISH PIZZA CHOCOLATE ON HER COACH SNEAKERS WAS MORE ENTERTAINING THAN THAT "MOVIE". THROUGHOUT ALL THIS SHIT THOUGH, I TRIED TO WATCH IT AND I COULDNT EVEN FORCE MYSELF TO FOLLOW THE SHIT, WE BOUNCED BEFORE THE SHIT ENDED...NEXT STOP? START TROUBLE INSIDE THE WAFFLE HOUSE!!

YO!! THAT BITCH IS SLAMBOYANT MY NIGGA GOOD PICK...THIS IS KINDA A TANGENT BUT THE OTHER DAY I REMEMBERED THAT MY FAVORITE PORNSTAR OF ALL TIME IS ANNA MALLE, SO IM LIKE "BET LEMME GO TO ANNAMALLE.COM AND SEE WHATS POPPIN WITH THIS BITCH" SO I GO ON AND THE BITCH IS DEAD B!!! AND SHE AINT DIE LIKE 5 YEARS AGO, THE SHIT WAS MAD RECENT, IT SAID "ANNA MALLE DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT JUST AS MERO WAS ABOUT TO JERK ILLZY" THAT SHIT KINDA BUGGED ME OUT, LIKE GOD WAS LOOKIN DOWN ON ME LIKE "YO, LOOK AT THIS NIGGA!! NIGGA I SEE YOU BOUT TO JERK ILLZ!! YO JESUS, WATCH ME FUCK WITH THIS NIGGA!! PEEP IT *KILLS ANNA MALLE* HAHA!!" SARA JAY IS AN UGLY BITCH BUT THATS THE MOST SERIOUS DONKEY I EVER SEEN ON A WHITE BITCH IN MY WHOLE QUARTER CENTURY. TRUE STORY!! (GOOGLE IT)