DA KID MERO

TRUE STORY, THE AMMOUNT OF WALKS THIS NIGGA SEES IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS, I SEEN NIGGAS WALK HIM WITH THE BASES LOADED, HE GOT SOMETHING LIKE 650 WALKS, WHICH IS LIKE 350 MORE THAN THE SECOND PLACE NIGGA. NIGGAS ARE COMING THROUGH WITH 100MPH FASTBALLS, IF RUTH PLAYED TODAY THE NIGGA WOULD BE A 30HR HITTER. HOLLA AT THAT!!!! MUTHAFUCKA!!!! :D

I THINK GREEK MEANS YOU CAN PUT IT IN SHORTY PEANUT BUTTER

BACK WHEN I USED TO WORK IN THE WORLD TRADE I USED TO JUST SIT AT MY DESK ALL DAY ON CONFERENCE CALL WITH MY COUSIN WHO WORKED IN THE SAME BUILDING AND AT LEAST 5 OTHER PEOPLE, CUZ YOU KNOW THOSE OFFICE PHONES BE HAVING LIKE 50 LINES...AND WE WOULD JUST CALL EVERY HOOKER ON THE BACK OF THE VILLAGE VOICE AND SAY SHIT THAT GOT MORE AND MORE RIDICULOUS...I REMEMBER ONE TIME MY NIGGA J SAID TO A TRANNY HOOKER "WHAT ARE YOU GONNA BE FOR HALOWEEN" TO WHICH HOMEBOY RESPONDED "IM GOAN TUBEE NAYKEH, AN EETIN AN OPPLE" THAT SHIT WAS GREAT, I DID IT FOR LIKE 2 YEARS STRAIGHT, DAILY, TILL THE WORLD TRADE BLEW THE FUCK UP...DAAAAAAMN.

YOU NIGGAS ARE CORNBALLS, THE NIGGA GETS PAID TO HIT HOME RUNS AND MAKE SHIT EXCITING, MONEY PUT HIS NUMBERS UP AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE IN THE HALL OF FAME REGARDLESS. IF IN 1920 NIGGAS HAD STEROIDS I BET MY SAC THAT EVERYONE AND THEIR MASHA WOULDA BEEN SHOOTIN THE CHEEKS.

THIS IS CRAZY BECAUSE THE OTHER DAY I WAS DRINKING A 40 AND WHEN I FINISHED IT THERE WAS A DEAD WOMBAT AT THE BOTTOM.

YOU CANT ROB MONEY MIKE B. THAT SHIT WILL CAUSE A RIP IN THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM.

NO QUESTION, ALL MY DUDES WOULD BE PUSHING BENZOS WITH RIDICULOUS JEWELERY ON.

OFF TOP I'D DROP 4 MILLION ON A RECORDING STUDIO...I'D BUY A JET AND FLY TO EVERY COUNTRY, GET OUT AND SMOKE A ZILLION BLUNTS (IN EVERY COUNTRY) WITH MY WHOLE TEAM...AND IN ITALY I'D RIDE THAT LITTLE BOAT SHIT WITH Q-TIP FROM A TRIBE CALLED QUEST AND SMOKE BLUNTS AND ASK HIM HOW IT WAS MAKING "MIDNIGHT MARAUDERS" IN THE STUDIO, BUT WE'D BE ACCOMPANIED BY JULISSA FROM 106 & PARK [TOPLESS] SO IT WOULDNT BE MAD HOMO'D OUT LIKE "INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO". I'D ALSO BUY THE KNICKS, AND I'D BUY QUEENS AND THROW IT IN THE GARBAGE, I WOULD ALSO BUY MOBB DEEP AND FORCE THEM TO MAKE MUSIC THATS LISTENABLE AGAIN. I'D GO TO VEGAS AND PLAY MILLION DOLLAR HANDS OF BLACKJACK AND THEN BUY THE CASINO IF I LOST. THEN I'D BUY THE CURE FOR AIDS THAT THE GOVERNMENT IS HIDING AND SEND IT TO AFRICA CUZ I HAVE TO DO AT LEAST ONE GOOD THING WITH MY BREAD. DO YOU MUTHAFUCKAS REALIZE THAT BILL GATES HAS SO MUCH MONEY HE COULD DO STUPID SHIT THAT NIGGAS THINK ABOUT WHEN THEY'RE HIGH AND PLAYING "WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU HAD A BILLIONTRILLIONZILLION DOLLARS"??? SOUTH AMERICA CALLS HIM UP ASKING TO BORROW MONEY B.

I THINK ITS "LOL" B...AND THAT NIGGA COULD SHAVE HIS BACK AND MAKE AN OFFICIAL BATHROOM RUG. MAD ABSORBENT.

HAHAHAHAHAHA WORD NIGGA WAS HITTIN EEYORE WITH THE LONGSTROKE. GET THOSE FREAKBOX NIGGAS OUTTA HERE B.

YO YOU NIGGAS ARE ACTIN LIKE YOU GONNA GET TO PIPE. THIS IS BRAZY, ITS FUNNY THOUGH, I'D DO IT. SET IT UP AND AFTER YOU BUST A NUT BE LIKE "SIKE BITCH!" PUNCH HER IN THE THROAT AND BOUNCE.

P.S. THIS BITCH IS ON FUEGO

HERE'S A PICTURE OF MONEYS EX. SOMEBODY MAD...ANYWAYS, DOG BITCHES COME AND BITCHES GO. BUT ONCE YOU EMANCIPATE YASELF FROM A BITCH ITS ALWAYS GOOD. I HATE THE WHOLE "I GOTTA TALK TO THIS BITCH WHILE IM SITTING IN FRONT WITH MY DUDES DRINKIN AND SMOKING LOOSIES" AND LISTENING TO THE BITCH COMPLAIN ABOUT WHATEVER IT IS SHE CHOOSES TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT DAY. BITCH I DONT CARE. SO DO YOU MY NIGGA. BUT USE ONDOMS AND DONT FUCK BITCHES YOU MEET AT BARS CUZ WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THEY CRIB THE NEXT DAY YOU'RE LIKE "AWW MAN, FUCK I JUST DO?"

MY DUDE A WAY FASTER WAY TO MAKE DOUGH IS TO SET UP A DURAG STAND ON 137TH & 3RD. OR A COCAINE AND PBR STAND ON N7TH & WYTHE. HOLLY!

UNTIL I SHOW UP ON MAD XANAX SPILLIN THE SHIT ALL OVER MY BLAZER (YEAH NIGGA I SAID BLAZER) WHILE I TRY TO LIGHT MY BLUNTS, THEN ERRBODY WANTS IN. BUT NO! MY ROSET MOFUCKA FALL BACK. VAMONOOOOOOOOOO

YOU SEE WHAT IM SAYIN B? WHATS HOT ABOUT A PASTY ASS WHITE BROAD IN ASHLEY STEWART GEAR GETTING TIED UP AND BEAT UP BY ANOTHER EQUALLY PASTY WHITE BROAD WITH JET BLACK HAIR AND SATAN TATTED ON HER BUTTHOLE (AND THE SURROUNDING AREA)?

YEAH RIGHT B. RUNNING AROUND IN MAD SHORT SHORTS KICKING A BALL WHILE WAVING YOUR HANDS AROUND ALL MO-OWSKI CUZ YOU CANT TOUCH THE BALL? IM GOOD B. PLUS SOCCER SCORES ARE ALWAYS LIKE 1-0 WHICH MAKES IT MAAAAAAD BORING. THEY SHOULD CHANGE THE RULES SO THAT INSTEAD OF TWO GOALS ITS TWO HOOPS AND NIGGAS HAVE TO DRIBBLE THE BALL INSTEAD OF KICK IT, AND THEY SHOULD PLAY IT INDOORS AND BE ALLOWED TO DUNK AND SHIT, AND THE BALL SHOULD BE A BASKETBALL INSTEAD OF A SOCCERBALL AND JAMAL CRAWFORD SHOULD PLAY.

COME ON B, DONT YOU KNOW ABOUT WHITE PUNK ROCK PEOPLE? THATS HOW THEY DO, THEY LIVE IN SQUALOR AND WRITE SONGS IN THEIR DIRTY ASS ANKLE SOCKS B. THATS HOW NIGGAS GET DOWN, THEN THEY GET SIGNED TO VICE RECORDINGS AND MAKE MAD GUAP, ITS A FOOLPROOF PLAN B. IM PUTTIN A G-NOTE UP RIGHT NOW THAT THIS BITCH ENDS UP NO MORE THAN 4 BLOCKS FROM THE BEDFORD AVE STOP ON THE L.

TELL HER TO HOLLA. I GOT A ROOM OPEN IN THE BRONX IN THE DIRTIEST HOOD THAT BITCH EVER SEEN. SHE'LL GET MAD STREET CRED. ALSO ON A SIDE NOTE I SEEN THE MYSPACE AND A FEW CLICKS LATER IM LOOKING AT THIS WHITE ASS COUCH RIGHT HERE. NAAAAAAH BOO, IT AINT POPPIN!!

YO B I TOLD NIGGAS BEFORE B. I DONT CONDONE THAT WIFING SHIT. HESH BE EASY MY DU, STOP FUCKING WITH THESE WEIRDBOX BITCHES B BEFORE YOU WAKE UP IN A TUB FULLA ICE WITH A BABIES HEAD IN YOUR LAP AND YOUR LIVER MISSING B.