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Cool Water

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  1. "and 4ever" ? doesnt it mean boner forever?
  2. just had my last ever fag. bring on the quitting
  3. only really ever heard of this show when it popped up on porn search engines ya get meeeee.
  4. isnt it assphincter says what? i cant spell it but thats what it says in waynes world. And thats what counts.
  5. Re: Great Pictures~ Blaise pascal is that cans that have been near a wall thats had paint land on it. ORRRR has someone thrown paint at cans and called it art?
  6. Cool Water

    FUCK

    you wouldnt believe the amount of times i have wrote new threads out and deleted them at the end. It has to be turbo good status to be thread worthy. most of mine arent. FUCK YEAHH
  7. you guys ever seen the dirty sanchez film? basically they tell the blonde one the world record is 102 paintballs to the chest from 10 feet away. He gets shot 103 times and goes through hell to do it. When it gets done he looks like a zombie but he doesnt care cos hes got his own world record. Little did he know the whole thing was made up. You guys gotta see it.
  8. Every week on a tuesday its the night we all go out and watch bands and shit play. We been doing this shit for like 2 years and its starting to get boring so last night we decided not to go. We were trying to skin a joint but it was raining really heavily.We were running up the road as the thunder and lightning was getting pretty bad and we needed somwhere under shelter. As we run up the road a lightning bolt hit the car park next to us. It was the scaryist thing that has ever happened in my life. The car park smelt of burning and it was so fucking loud. im sorry my story isnt as good as zebra drips
  9. lol im glad you appreciate it but please dont ever ever ever say "peeps" again lol :lol:
  10. its the brighton lot in LA this time. . . Aroe Rat rench and odisy
  11. this happened to me. Ive never had any one i know die before and im close to being 19. Its always someone down the road or someone else's friend. the week before we were saying how you just dont know what happens next and anyone one of us could die. So then a week later this happens. . http://www.granthamjournal.co.uk/news?articleid=2931056
  12. daimmmmmm 7:30? i gotta be up that early tomoz. fuck saturday jobs
  13. now i can get my blended babies out the bathtub!!!
  14. LOL at 10 dollar blowjobs! i also hate it when people put loads of sounds and shit but i didnt mind the odd HEADSHOTTT once a month. i found one clan who knew there shit and they modded all the server so you download the map in like 4 seconds and can connect nearly immediately. I havent heard of that map before but i might recognise it when i see it. There was one tactic on dust 2 for the first round which never ever seemed to fail if u did it right. If your playing 5v5 match and you spawn terrorist first, jump down the side and go under that tunnel as if your heading for the middle doors. Rush up short A and keep looking and the double doors to see how many CT's have crossed. If more than 2 have crossed go up short A and if only 1 or 2 have then rush out double doors up to B. Worked a charm. cbble is a fucking wicked map but because of pubmasters i wasted alot of time just doing the jump off the ramp onto the boxes at the back of the big bombsite. i mastered the De_nuke jump off the factory onto the rock. That shit took me hours. i took my pc apart so i wouldnt play games anymore and i just put it back together and now im currently downloading San andreas from the Internet and my mates got a online plugin so we can go round and fuck shit up together. CS ruined 2005 tbh. I never went out :/
  15. i dont listen to that type of music but i really like artwork where there is alot of different things to look at. This one time i got really really really baked on this 3 mile walk back from a party and got upstairs to my mates room and he had a massive TOOL poster on his wall. i think i stared at that shit for like 2 hours. It looked like this but massive.
  16. Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread concrats on your brother man. i got a nice chilled spot in this building i want to paint but walking up to it is a bit bait. so i dunno wot to do. thats whats upppp
  17. woke up at 10:40 am today, now ive just strolled into town got a can of coke and a yorkie. currently sitting in college doing "work"
  18. youd be suprised how many people drop out of school and are now rich.
  19. i turned up late for college once and my tutor was this real old guy and he got onto this subject about people being late for work. he said when he was younger at work one of his employees was late everyday and it got to the point where he just made up stupid excuses, he said one of them was: "sorry im late its the wifes birthday so i thought id give her one before i went to work."
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