*PROTOCOL*

I live in Baton Rouge and from what I hear its the second craziest time to party next to mardi gras around here and in new orleans. So I'm going to some parades to catch beads and cabbage and get shitfaced.

Its really easy for me to shoplift wherever I go. No one looks twice at me.

Dont have graff shit at school. I remember lots of kids getting pulled out the hallways for having tags on their backpacks, or even just hearsay for that matter. A little late for that advice though.

"that hip hop is just a bunch of clicks and whistles." -Master Shake

Ha! The bicycle thing is true. I stil have a fucked up scar on my chin from doing that, I never even got to the pedaling part though. I was stationary. Was to drunk to do anything about it and woke up covered in blood. Better than dying though.

Don't drink and drive, you'll spill that shit everywhere. My homeboy was on probation, he had a breathalyzer hooked up to his ignition and could only start his car if someone blew zeros into it. Court ordered.

-raw doggin it -pushin' carts -battlestar galactica -girl scout cookies

No, I'm sure he would have posted it in the Thailand thread as soon as he got to his motel room.

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"FUCK BUSH!!!"

I watched some kid hock up a loogie and spit it on a piece of foil and try to smoke it like a foiley. He had just ran out of crack and I guess he thought there would be oil in his phlegm. The same kid punched another kid in his eye so that their story of getting mugged would seem authentic, thereby explaining what hapened to all their money. They were like 15-16 years old.

I used to live in a crack duplex with a bunch of crazy people, one day I came home and I could see every room from the living room. They demolished the walls for fun and the stove and fridge were gone. There was always steak and lobster there but everyone was still always hungry cause the meat got traded. Fuck those days.

Apply your board directly to his forehead.

I've never seen a NEKST piece before, but I'm glad I just did. Shit is dope....

never mind

Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD He's like the new dance n graff.

*than

:lol: :lol: :lol: Thats shit is hilarious!

Re: Niggas officially banned from saying nigga. sorry. I just made this for the ms paint thread and thought it was appropriate.

Re: Niggas officially banned from saying nigga. There is a hiiden clause that states it is ok, as long as its from a white to a black and the last "r" is clearly pronounced.

I started something but had to run.

Yeah im lying. I stole groceries today, to live on.

I just found out I only have $471,000 left in my trust fund and my stupid asian girlfriend is bringing over a black instead of an italian for a threesome.

Did anyone post in the test forum? And god damn it its not even a rainbow! Are you really so anti gay that even something similar to a rainbow disturbs you?

"own one cat and some chickens."