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^^^^No I will not go to the club and take ecstasy with you.

My mom told me the steam from the street grates was coming fro dragons and monsters in the sewers. My grandma always told me to shut the door behind me because "theres drafts outside trying to come in" but I always thought she was saying "giraffes outside" and the thought of a bunch of giraffes standing around outside trying to get in scared the hell out of me.

By raul September 29, 2006 12:30 PM | Link to this I agree! Throw away the key! We really need to start cracking down on these criminals. What is the world coming to when kids are allowed to run amuck in our streets and force their “art” on our eyes.We need some order, more police I say. The more the merrier. No more of these wild radicals demonstrating their “right” to freedome of expression over law and order. Next thing you know our city will be overrun with pot-smoking free-loving hippie liberals and gays. Not on my watch! $$$$ HAHA!

Family reunions.

I wear whatever is cheap or at the thriftstore, and that doesnt mean gay ass smedium shirts of some truckstop I've never been to and all sorts of mismatched hipster shit. I really hate paying money for things that are all hyped up, because usually something goes wrong like crappy threading or the zipper breaks or something. If I'm gonna spend money on something, I'm gonna spend it on a company thats pricey because of quality like northface or columbia, and not just because it has some flashy label. I'm also poor.

Carry a comb with you and if you get rolled on just start spraying and brushing your hair while casually looking suave.

Holy shit. I live in a major North American city with alot of writers, and I have never heard of the police going to any sort of measure this drastic....that sucks for your friends.

Yes its right by it. 5 minute walk.

Damn you guys are some haters. Some of these people make that stuff look good.

Case and Davie still doing the damn thing. Props...

Every greyhound bus stop I've been in over the last 6-7 years, in any given region of the country, has had a KIDS tag in it.

If you use more than 5 colors on any piece of city property (NOT private), It is considered "Enhancing cosmetics of the commons" and therefore exempt from any sort of criminal prosecution.

I heard kids these days are killing themselves because of "e-bullying".

While standing upright.

With ease.

I can pee wherever I want....

Alex rules.

I want to hike the entire Appalachian trail in one shot before I die.

-Hanging out with people that aren't into ANYTHING except getting fucked up. -When I'm walking and someone in a car acts all impatient when they have to wait to turn because im crossing the street or something. Bitch your in a car and probably going to get to your destination alot faster than me. -Bartenders that sit there and bullshit for so long that it takes like 20 minutes to get a drink even when it's not busy. -All my friends that were/are only half heartedly into graff asking me for free markers year after year. -When my roommate is so drunk he pisses on the floor.

HIV, planes.

People that make an online persona based on a cheesy video game.

A strip club is a strip club, unless the strippers are wrass"lin gators or something. I want to do some things specific to the area, like a good ol fashioned lynching, or maybe even a little cross burning. Just kidding.

Whoo hoo! Im going down south in a few days. This is exciting for me because its the only region I've never been to in the us (except Texas, but thats like a different country anyways). I guess I"ll be staying on the outskirts of Baton Rouge about 30 mi. from New Orleans. Anyone familiar with this area have suggestions of awesome things to do around there? Im definately going on a swamp boat? and a river boat but I need some specifics here. AlSo WhErE Is SoMe CoO SpOtS To TaG Up AnD CaN I BuY SoMe KrInK DoWn ThErE? P.S. I'll take pictures of things for y'all, you know; boobies, drunks, gators etc....

I make decent money now, enough to live on my own and eat good, but I've also lived nice and comfortable without any gauranteed source of income. I guess nice and comfortable are matters of opinion.

^^^^^That story is funny as hell. Im 24 and still get so pissed face drunk that I end up breaking random stuff.