Gat Bush

Nigga gotta take a shit (damn) Nigga gotta take a piss (damn) Shouldnna ate that burrito made of jalapeño ham (2 chaiinnnz)

i just log into 12oz to prop people now.

http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=100328&highlight=shit+thread Kinda

RIP !

Re: 12oz's current state makes me sad/pissed I'm still here. BUt I generally don't post because of the constant login issues. Before this last update I had been logged in continually for maybe a year. I will complain freely here for a moment, it's a hassle to login every time I want to post a quip, link, nonsense thing, etc. This is an issue that should be able to be resolved relatively quickly with the funds brought in from complex, other advertising. I've been coming to this forum for about 10 years now, Ch.0 since maybe 8, and I feel a sense of camaraderie (as far as anonymous internet camaraderie can achieve) and hate to see a good thing fall so unnecessarily.

I'm sure posted before but http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPR9ORpwBEU 11:05

http://thegreendiamond.tumblr.com/

http://www.flightclub.com/maps/

I was seeing this girl from Italy who was a total whore, but she would come like that very easily, made a big mess and we often would sleep together on the cold, wet bed. It made me feel accomplished. /applause for the greatest story ever told

Fuck Fed-Ex. I had a friend tell me about Krokodil a few months ago, and after seeing it, it's pretty gross. People need to leave Russia.

Nigga smoking on only on Toucan (ugh) Only two hoes can fuck like two can (two can)

Watching The Thing 2011, it's really not that great.

I just remembered my login from a year ago it was all numbers and I had it memorised but then I forgot it and then I remembered it and then I logged in again. I wanted to write this post like how a 5 year old would say it.

http://www.channel101.com/episode/396

http://www.garretthardinsociety.org/articles/art_tragedy_of_the_commons.html "I can get my pleasure from the flubby vagina hole, but the planet's gonna pay for it.." Perhaps he never had a choice about impregnating the girl. Perhaps he was predetermined to create the seed that will carry his legacy. Or perhaps it was indetermined. It was just a random neuron spark in his brain that found him having unprotected sex with the nation hoe. It's not his fault, his action was random, indeterminate. The libertarian would say that he does, in fact, have the ability to change it all. He may take the responsible, immediate path (find some means by which to abort the seed, a hail mary perhaps). If that proves unsuccessful he could do the responsible thing, raise the child right, etc. I find this the least likely outcome. I've been leading more towards determinism lately, so I say he was determined.

The government should intervene and abort this child, so as it will not consume our precious resources later in life.

0:30-0:33

I once saw a strippah pop an 8 ball (the billards kind) out her vagina. It was all uphill from that point.

/no DAO but I can imagine the DEA coming in after almost letting Chong die, semi-reveling in his pain, semi-mockingly, semi angrily, totally unremorsefully saying "Here's the water you've been asking for." :five-o:

Strolling down the street with my sister and dog today I saw a crowd of maybe 20 screaming girls surrounding a black SUV with tinted windows. Naturally, I wanted to see who they were screaming about. It was Justin Bieber. I was relatively close to the crowd, and their frantic energy started to scare my dog, me too a bit. So I picked her up. I eavesdropped on a young black girl on the phone after the SUV rolled away: "I just met Justin Bieber! I told him 'I love you Justin Bieber' and he told me 'I love you too, boo."

Any recommendations for some nice leather semi-dress, semi-casual shoes? That aren't boat shoes. I'm 26 and save for one pair of Clarks I've never had shoes that weren't sneakers. The other factor is I don't want to look like the young asshole who's trying to hard wearing extravagant TPWF pointy shits. But I'd like to feel a little grown up when I'm going on a date or whatever. Kind of a lot to ask I know, but I feel like a lot of you fellow oontzers are likeminded to my own discriminations, and I'd appreciate the input.

THERE YA GO NONSENSE If enough people try maybe one of us can win A TRIP TO LA!!!!!1