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Mauler5150

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  1. Just had a small coffee at 1:30pm so lets check if if keeps Me up. I quit the coffee and swapped to Redbulls for work after I had a vision of coworkers all trying to take a Vince McMahon style shit in a Gus Fring style gap in My head after they were eating My brain as a coffee bean last time I drank some. Given I am not working today I am taking the risk before I head to the cinema to Done what else is playing as My masseuse is closed and I probably am better off saving My money for My van as opposed to relaxing My Done after standing in place with a lollipop half of this week.
  2. I did a double take for the nude girl and a zoom to make sure then saw you commented as much lol.
  3. The gas struts were one of the first things to go on My 2012 Veloster and is a shitty job you are best to pay someone to do. Never sold a car in My life so no other advice to add. Now I am heading to the van from the beach as the water was way too cold for Me to swim and the weather isn't as hot as it has been.
  4. Mine just appeared out of My parent's laziness and My reluctance to get a haircut for whatever reason. My rationale for the nuke is in the hope that in My next cycle I have a Father that actually stays around as opposed to being a selfish prick. I also might stumble into the cigaretteless version of the multiverse and a nuke drop would at least finalise this facade of a reality we exist within and give some definitiveness to it as opposed to it being a sequence of random meaningless events with society being comprised of individuals with no shared common goals or agendas beyond their own.
  5. It is something like that but don't quote Me. I remember they are more suseptible to getting sick and also that breeders will seek to rip you off unless you verify the legitness ofbthem. Do your research is My advice if you go down the path of acquiring one.
  6. Can one trust the broccoli tops opinion on anything though? I mean, we knew mullets were retarded in the late 80s and early 90s and gave out shit to the people who had them. And if by their definition I am classified as a boomer, then I am happy to be given I wish to have this world have a nuke drop so that it can start all over again
  7. I understand how Boomers fucked it all up for the present and future generations, but most of the ones guilty for causing the issues have their heads in the sand pretending there is nothing wrong with the fact that people are now forced into living with other people due to the issues they caused. I really don't care as I am insulating Myself from said issues as best I can, yet My kssues with society nobody I encounter is even able to dispute them as their denial of "ultimate truth" sees them cling to a false paradigm with their only retort being they criticise My acknowledgement of the issues by saying I am "too negative". Well truth is that I am positively over dealing with fuckhead retards who are in denial that money is a false construct of numbers on a screen and as such is ultimately binary code on a bank server.
  8. way beyond My level of expertise ans Toyota wants to check over the van to make sure it is just the water pump but they wouldn't give Me a quote to install it so I have to wait until Wednesday ro get it fixed lest I get someone to help Me this weekend. Cheers Man, I hope to get it fixed so I can FO down south where it is greener and cooler with a lot less of these dog eating city rats as one finds in the CBD. I am off to the beach to waste the weekend away on the train, given it is free for Me to use public transport til June or something. Question for the oontz, do I update My Apple billing information or do I stop paying the $15 a month to preserve My 2TB of iCloud storage nothing it is pretty much full with 1.5TB of images and videos and the rest with My writings, emails and suxh.? I am tired of paying for My digital self to exist in a perfect reality while I am left to deal with sewer rats and other assorted scumbags, as it is like carrying a demon around in My pocket continually reminding Me of what he and she is incapable of reciprocating.
  9. I am on the train heading to the beach to take advantage of the endless summer we are having here. Plus given I have an oustanding fine from parking there overnight, best to take the stealth option today to avoid getting towed.
  10. You missed a chance to get Ultimate Warrior's tag team partner to sign something for you? Opportunity lost.
  11. This was the post I was referring to. And for clarity sake, the smokers I view in this life as being the living dead are replaced with the flawless version of themselves (like My Mother, who would appear as her teenage self prior to ever having inhaled a cancer stick that has prematurely aged her to the extent she looks more like the cryptkeeper than the young spritely person she once was), although given that such an incarnation of said smokers do not exist in My present perceptual domain, My Heaven replacing them for indulging in the most inexcusable human behaviours I have sampled sees those whom engage in My present do so to signify they are already dead to themselves and to Me as every butt they huff on is the same as them putting an elephant gun to their head with the lighter click being them Kurt Cobaining themselves. Although I have said that the trees are dinosaur legs from the reptilians which inhabit dimensions adjacent to us yet they appear static and rooted in our human domain due to their lifespans and "time" being on a different timescale to our human clocks (ie our second = their hundreds of years as an example). Also, the best part about death is that I leave behind an online legacy of the thousands of posts made on here over the years such that any AI parsing the internet and My cookie trail could reconstruct Me in a clone form due to the high level of detail I have left in the writings which include My unique thought process as filtered from the massive amount of media and learnings I have consumed over time.
  12. And thank fully in "Death" I will mever have to smell the stench of a burning cigarette nor tolerate the retards whose selfishness and lack of any respect for their life, avatar and those around them who indulge in such a pathetic and corrupted decision. Thankfully I get to witness these demons ostracise themselves as they go about puffing and exhaling their cancer into My air as they exemplify what a waste of atoms they truly are. Someone here in this thread states they believe they come Done as a tree, and perhaps I was a tobacco plant in a past life who was burnt by some scumfuck with a disfunctional junkie brain, and only now I have the ability to voice My hatred for these total wastes of human flesh.
  13. There is the Banach I remember. Come post here @Spitfire15 I already made a huge post on fb years ago about what I wanted to happen to My human body once My consciousness departs to it's infinite origins once more. Yet given one of the components has been sacrificed in protest of hookers using money as a tool to denigrate the value of sex I shall refrain from restating it here. I will state for the record that "Heaven" as I concieve it is devoid of cigarettes and the retarded fiends who smoke them, with Police non-existent as well as anyone who exists within My Heavenly domain is able to be trusted implicitly with all that is "Ours" as nothing is "mine" or "yours" in such a place, unlike this Earth where resources are pillaged and raped from the ground by companies and individuals aka "miners" who view everything as being "mine", when the truth is they are just parasitic leches whom have appeared in this Purgatory to delineate Me and the purity of My soul from theirs. The above is My litmus test as to whether I am in Heaven, Hell. or Purgatory, and given I am surrounded by mostly greedy cunt "miners" who use the common resources of this Earth we all have equal ownership of to financially subjugate their fellow man and woman by distorting financial markets with inflation and creating a two tier economy, I will state that I view death as a welcome reprieve from the financial chains which bind Me from existing as I chose to with people who aren't envious, jealous, pieces of shit trying to cut Me down with their entire being of collective efforts.
  14. Yeah Bro, made a thread about it and everything. Cheers Man, I am keeping it for special occassions given it's vintage, but may head to My Mums place and give it a wear as I am currently figuring out My options of what to do all weekend given My van can't drive for more than 5 minutes without blowing coolant everywhere once it hits operating temp due to the water pump.
  15. Whole channel is gold. This fucken video I don't mnow how it is on YT given the content
  16. Those Bordeauxs were the first Jordans I had as a kid and the only retro re-release I was pissed about not getting.
  17. I had the Commo SS sedan equivalent in the green colour changing paint. EL XRs were a lot more squirrelly & lighter feeling to drive than their VS competition though.
  18. I would disagree this is a movie better left to streaming as it was wayyyyyy less intense to Me than Monkey Man. Also I fucked up above as Monkey Man is about Hanuman but touches on the concept of the 3 IDs of Brahman and all I can say is Hinduism is wayy too confusing. But seriously though, I thought Civil War was tame, but this could be reflective of the fact My day to day existence is way more intense given I stand inches from cars flying past at retarded speeds and have had a couple breakdowns on the highway where I was pounded by 100kmh sonic booms for hours from cars flying past. I will state that Spiderman girl had the happy ending as the dead inside look she sports at the start of the movie and the atrocities witnessed only left one outcome there IMO.
  19. Watching this now based on your review. Can either choose to spend whatever free funds on drugs and whores or continue to make Hollyweird Jew pedos richer. I have chosen the later option today as at least you get what you pay for with the Jews whereas whores just ask for more and more money offering less and less in return. What a f-ed up world we exist within.
  20. Not only are these things pricey, their lifespan compared to a normal cat is meant to be halved or something. Nobody has given Me the place I would throw a 12oz party in yet so I can't help fulfil any other requests sadly. But I want a new 12oz shirt, just need to get My van running properly first.
  21. I appreciate this thread's turn from the flying cockring in the sky to alien scanning.
  22. Other than Killz Fillz and @ndvhave we all turned into a bunch of broccoli haired TPWFs around here leaving this gold uncommented on? These aren't actually from the 90s, yet anyone who appreciates the VHS aesthetic over 8k count the pores on an asshole that most media is produced in these days should find this shit funny, otherwise I might have to take the advice in this clip and rid the world of those adorned wjth Tiktoker perms once and for all.
  23. Was as great as everyone in this thread said. Is based around the take of Brahman and is effectively a love story dedicated to God as the one who fights for love and hates how money corrupts and those with it seem to abuse their power. Whilst this part may seem crazy, for the first time ever I Had the entire cinema to Myself, other than the shadow demons which attacked Me in sync with some of the fight scenes. I seriously had to unbutton My shirt and left the cinema in a sweat and almost got to the point whereby I have broken My binds that chain Me and I almost cN do a full split. I wasn't even on drugs, yet this happened around the time of the drug scene which powers him up, almost like the multiverse doped Me up from another dimension. I advise anyone who likes stylistic cinema and appreciates action to go watch it, as it really has a unique aesthetic compared to anything else I have seen and the pacing is incredible. The fact the theater was empty makes Me worried that they will fail to produce films like this, yet at the same time I was able to experience how fuxking stupid it would be for Me to have one of those Mega Mansions with a real home cinema all to MySelf like one sees on Producer Michael's Youtube. The funniest part was seeing him deal with his female "boss", prior to the credits which said the film was directed by Dev Patel. I won't dox the comedy there, yet if anyone knows the role of Mr Patel in Peep Show they may get why I found it comedic. Apologies if I left this reviee a little vague as I encourage you to go watch it on the big screen as you won't be disappointed, especially if the multiverse converges for you as it did for Me. Edit - I should add that I left the theater in tears as the ending being the revelation of it being a love story made Me cry. And now I re-read My post I made prior to seeing it, I laugh at Me referencing My love nature and if you watch the movie and pay attention you will understand why this movie was like autobiographical to Me & My own life in so many ways. Happy to explain more once you have seen it.
  24. Smithers O'Neal is the Man. This is the funniest content I have found online in years and is perhaps the best comedy Youtube has to offer. I am sure some people here may ebjoy this content and believe these videos to be worthy of their own thread as opposed to being lost in one of the other Youtube or Gen Discussion threads. And for My fellow /nohomo advocates
  25. Good to seee you and thanks for all the PC support in years past before I ended up with the Apple ghey sherple virus.
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