MrJackDaniels

this would be a school boy error big time../

yo! happy bday man, spend it wisely! get fooked, like the rest of you northerns should do! and make sure to come visit me down in the south of the uk on your tour...

yeh its an ad - nike sponsor ronaldinho and barcalona, go figure. i dont get how people can think this is a fake...dudes just kicking a ball against a crossbar. one of the worlds better players - i bet he doesnt do a lot apart from kick a ball about, hence the skills he has

to be honest, i dont know that many people who could afford to put aside £50 a week or £200 a month out of their wages...especially younger people.. once you take out living expenses - food, electric, rent and all those other small essentials you NEED to pay its usually hard to scrape together enough to enjoy maybe a couple nights out / social events / anything "fun" really. and think about all us poor suckers who are students. hell at the moment id have troubke putting aside 50p a week.

shwarma? Quoted post i think se generally means kebabs - a staple of the british drunk! personally, toast is a big favourite of mine.

dude could be a rapist though... *edit completely mis-read the players name. i was on about ronaldo..

i like to drink myself.

Amsterdam? your actually going ahead and doing this?? wow!

this could be a proper stoner topic... "who created the dude who created the other dude?" "dude i dont know" "dude.."

dude, you never atcually answered my question. who intelligent;y designed the designer of our universe? if the thing which designed us is to big for us to comprehend, there must be something even madder and intelligent which designed that.

i think i was part of this (under a diff. name). was it you who asked 12 odd questions and the last one being about favourite paint? even if im wrong, id still like to read it. pm me.

so where did god come from? this one question puzzles me.. if everything was designed "intelligently" (im using speech marks cos i find it hard to believe that a god would design people to be stupid) then surely there must be a chain working backwards. who or what designed the designer? etc ive started to really enjoy reading / participating in threads in x-fire!

what happened in my town today? fuck knows, i slept through it.

to be honest i dont think sven is that bad a manger. now, havent we only lost 6 or 7 competitive games under him. also, if we keep lampard and terry together in the midfield i reckon we habve a better chance....

hands up anyone who was actually surprised by this?

im a barman (albeit not in an upscale venue whatsoever).. wierdest thing ive been asked to make has been: vodka + malibu + coke baileys + vodka plus the standard vodka + redbull / coke / lemonade / whatever.

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fuck all the negativity. be happy.

England won their group by beating poland 2 - 1 tonight... fucking yes! group winners!

sleepage and rest is pretty much the only way to get rid of them damn things. for the last week ive been blowing more liquid out of my nose than a swimming pool has. sucks

this could easily be related to the tsunami. Same part of the world (ish), and the tsunami did fuck the world's geography up (i heard we lost a 1/4 of a second as it speeded up our spinning on the axis). the tsunami could have put extra stress on the faultlines in that part of the world and pressure built up all year to now... RIP.

Go for a NOKIA. nok's have never let me down. most reliable / easy to use phone ever!

over the last couple of days ive been paid over £200 to paint commisions. (rinsed them on free paint too). and yes, illegal stuff too. answer your question?>

aint that the truth... half these docs. fail to make it over to the UK and we miss out...

thats not being nice thats a line of crap you just walked them home cause you thought you had a chace to get laid lol Quoted post [/b] bollocks mate. im, generally, a nice person. my mum bought me up ok - opening doors, walking people home, listening to problems and helping etc etc. if your just a dude who thinks talking to women is a way to get laid then fine, but it aint gonna happen dude.