BESK101

So.. I guy sick of everything and everybody, wanting to go out with a bang, is gonna march right into the nearest Wal-Mart and buy some bombs and chemical weapons. Cause that's what's gonna happen once the guns are removed from the shelves right, they will get replaced poisons and explosives...

I don't give two fucks about what rights anybody thinks they have. Considering the staggering number of idiots in this world guns should NOT be available to the public. Not in the States, not anywhere. And now, please proceed to amuse me with you're big and manly "Scew you hippy! - I have the God given right to.." comments.

I like to go drunk on flights, makes'em go by faster. Counting half-/step-siblings I am a brother to 9 people. I have never broken a single bone in my body and never had a tooth cavity. I haven't been to the dentist in like 4 or 5 years. Grew up with ONE tv channel, no vcr and no videogames. First drink at age 12. Had my first piece of ass at age 14. First weed also at age 14. I have worked as a dishwasher in 5 different places in 3 different countries. I make music. I got kicked out of school at one point because I flunked the same math class 3 semesters in a row. My IQ is so high it's scary. Recieved my first cerial asswhooping at age 7, (stomped, kicked in the face and shit) by two brothers who are now in jail for attempted murder, among other things. There are 2 lesbians in my family. I have a crooked nose. I once got attacked by a swan. I used to steal toys and sell them as a kid, mainly toy guns. Once I'm drunk I like to snatch other people's drinks (fresh from the bar). Personal record is 12 or 13 drinks at the same club on the same night. My oldest sister is a brainwashed Jesusfreak living with some cult in Reno. My youngest sister is a indierock-celeb in London. I come from somewhere else. I know signlanguage and used to teach the basics to def kids with cochlear-hearing implants. Besides signlanguage I speak 3 other languages. Cats like me. I once sneezed while eating a carrot and a little piece of it got stuck somwhere inside my nose, I didn't notice until days later when it started to rot and for like a week everything smelled and tasted like bad veggies. Used to be big on comics, kung fu flicks and Japanese animation. I'm tired from writing all this shit...

come on, somebody call and tell me more! I live to far away to afford doin it myself...

Wait, didn't you get that memo?

Used to be my fav, but now a days where I've been living this is a mere myth.. Found some in a little kiosk in London couple of years ago, bought a bunch and my girl ate 'em all!

Google: "Ouch"

I got a phone, got a camera, got an ipod, got 499$ - 599$, and I got no intention of interfering with that delicate natural balance of electronics & legal tender biatchez...

Just got off work and got a pizza in the oven, can't complain yo...

Take a nap, then go and get yourself a dog and move into the wildereness and never return...

Re: BEAT off to the picture above you

Fine, now sunnis and shijas have agreed to kill americans instead of each other. Time for all GI Joes and Janes to haul ass out of there asap...

Bet the pigs felt like a million bucks cuffin a little schoolgirl.. bastards

Carpet! Niceeeee..

Don't worry about it, not like you're missing out...

Talking about burning bridges...

:biglaugh: loved the last one...

Japan Air Force Academy

Don't know about you guys but this thread sure gave me a hankerin' for some hotdogs... :umm:

anybody seen Sunshine???? good, bad, average? tell me, tell me now!