CALIgula

pimplebutts are not sexy.

about to take a shower.

true...two. the person below me used to have a myspace *edit. false.....suicide is for the weak. the person below me used to have a myspace

false....but i do think about her more than i should. the person below me is friends with some of their ex's on facebook. *edit.. true i guess....i still got love for my ex but im not in love with her. the person below me is friends with some of their ex's on facebook.

yuck!

wrong thread dude.

whens the next bbq?

dear people that have their toothbrushes near the toilet, you know that everytime you flush, you get microscopic pieces of shit on your brush right? keep your toothbrush covered and far away from the toilet and flush with the seat cover down. cG

dear h. pylori, it disgusts me to think that a cause for you is fecal matter found in food. it disgusted me when i learned this a few years back, and it still disgusts me today. cG that being said... dear restaurant employees, please wash your hands before returning to work from the bathroom so i dont get an h. pylori ulcer. cG

apply directly to the forehead!!

false...finished it fair and square. the person below me uses the phrase fair and square

losing feeling in my hands and feet. damn its cold.

is this spam or just a nonsense post?

false....my haircut rhymes with your screen name....fade. the person below me has a full beard.

dear freak, you cry during movies, dude? cG

reading up on how aluminum sulfate can cause neurological disorders. time to throw away my styptic pencil.

dear souls, good point...i drove about 60 miles north of sacramento last night. snow falling + night time + wet roads + winding roads + bad tires = an accident waiting to happen cG

dear rain, rain rain go away come back another day cG

hahaha...this was my facebook profile pic until facebook took it down.

gangland for the win!

true....lesbian. the person below me is gay.

dear symbols, best p.s. ever! cG dear pizzy, LOL. propped. cG

dear all the ladies of 12oz, happy valentine's day! @--}--------- cG