CALIgula

:love: *edit.....not even smash....thats wifey status.

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hell yeah.....thats what im talkin bout!! smash all night long!

dear sarah palin, i hope you choke to death on a piece of moose jerky. cG

trying to decide if i should buy a convert-a-classic.

dear ssn, how you been? long time no talk. cG

dumb bitch needs to get stabbed in the neck.

false...far from being a hipster. the person below me is emo.

false....i have class during the entire game...but i dont care, my team aint playing. the person below me has had taco bell sometime this week.

smash cher.

true....i havent thrown up in at least 4 or 5 years. the person below me always checks the dates when buying milk.

just getting back from the store....i needed bread and milk....the essentials.

well hello there :naughty:

procrastinating.

dear symbols, yup!...it was a page reference...lol. i forgot that not everyone has the default # of posts per page set. cG dear decy, yeah...i think my dreams are because ive been watching too many episodes of gangland (i dont think they show that show in the uk), but the last few dreams ive had have been realistic....in one, im sitting in the passenger seat of a car with the window down and someone runs up to the car and fires two into my chest....in the dream, my entire body gets warm and everything starts to fade out. cG

dear mcdonalds ad, i just clicked you to support the oontz, but now im hungry. :( cG

thats a gross place to pass out.:lol:

dear dreams, how many times am i gonna get shot to death? tired of having these same dreams over and over again. cG

change of opinion all of a sudden?

true....sometimes...although her guest jo koy is funnier. the person below me knew who greg giraldo was.

whoa...thats old school...i remember seeing that for the first time when i was about 13.

whats the story with that subway pic?

listening to the police scanner.....theyve had about 10 calls on "gun shot reports" and then they realized that its just people celebrating chinese new years with firecrackers.

i dont say trash too often, but trash that veiny muscly chick.