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.....But the higher court ruled that, if Phillips' story is true, Irons "deceitfully engaged in sexual acts, which no reasonable person would expect could result in pregnancy, to use plaintiff's sperm in an unorthodox, unanticipated manner yielding extreme consequences."...... Think about this for a mad situation..... A woman gets hold of some sperm somehow (Spermbank whatever - non intercourse way).....and decides she is gonna use it herself to make herself pregnant... Now the kid is born, then all of a sudden the woman decides that she wants child support off the father..... In this country if your the father you HAVE to pay maintenance if its requested...... What do you do?..... Start charging £70,000 for the privelige of nutting in some hoes mouth as insurance just incase she decides to take you to court??

Ha ha....statistically they recon there has to be, ive seen some pretty weird looking motherfuckers walking around my way of late.... perhaps we've been invaded, perhaps it has something to do with all these mobile phone masts.....perhaps someone has polluted all our water with mdma - hopefully

Mos Def.... Miss Fat Booty Nas.... NY State of Mind Afura.... Slow Down.. No Rush KRS One.... Mc's Act Like They Dont Know Rob Base & Dj EZ Rock.... It takes 2 That rob base tune is pure evil to my neighbours through a pair or cerwin vegas!

Quite worrying, this seems fashionable! no drunk fucker is staying at mine again! EDIT: I cant spell this morning

Fatness(9:44:55 PM): i always do regularly... but my next appt is in april... i've always been neg .....Rugged!.... must be a complete hoe! why on earth would you get yourself tested regulary for hiv otherwise?....... Please somebody staple her fanny shut before she infects the world with her offspring

George Bush and our Prime Minister Tony Blair are complete fuckwits end of, they have their priorities all wrong...... They would rather spend money (and it is our money, taxes ect) messing with other countrys trying to do all these 'good deeds' and this stupid war on terrorism campaign, when they cant even get their own countrys in order to provide decent education or healthcare........ I think the sooner those 2 knobs are voted out of power so much the better, the damage they have caused will take decades to fix.

hahahahahahahah, we had some guy stay over ours like that recently as well, he was just about to piss in the kitchen bin when we caught him.... weird thing was we were telling him where to go and he was actually listening to us.... we ended up directing him out onto a caged in balcony and left him there till he woke up

Probley why they have game shows like tekeshi's castle to help them let off some steam!

I work for a newspaper as a web developer

Pretty mad guy, he did a live post-morton on tv once that caused a lot of outcry...... Personally I thought it was the best thing on the box all night

easiest way to pass a piss test is to get a sample bottle and get one of your non drug taking friends to give you a free sample to take with you!... The worse kind of test o take is the 'hair' type of drug test where they actually pull a strand of hair from your head usually. -A friend of mine actually tried to get past this by shaving his hair real short but then the doctor taking the hair told him that the hair doesnt have to just come from the head!

You just cant do certain effects or tricks if your a scratch dj with cd decks.... no mechanical parts to mess with means no rubs or any other 'tonearm' type tricks...... I must say though that if your just planning on playing and beatmixing music they are pretty good.. And also 100 cd's weigh a hell of a lot less then 100 records

Scary stuff!

Ugly, would only wear them for painting

Beer at lunchtime is great, jack daniels is even better! makes you forget the day is dragging and before you know its its hometime! dont do red wine you'll end up falling asleep....... or if you want a ultra low calorie meal you could always take the white powder lunch ----------------------------------

Dad 1-310-871-7848 Somebody should call him and ask if his daughter is making anymore videos anytime soon

Onyx: Throw your guns

My boss is a girl! oi oi!

Theres a lot of guys out there who have just got 'the gift of the gab'- they know what to say and how to put it across....and a lot of these people girls dont find hugely attractive either..they just got the mouth. Every guy has at least one friend who is a weird looking motherfucker and they always seem to have girls falling out their pockets.... And you'll usually find with these people, they are some of the harshest people out there....brutally honest about everything.. So they just seem to go up to the girls tell them exactually what they want to hear and nine times out of ten its these guys who end up going home with a girl and doing what they want with her

and her period... NICE!

Coca-cola machine hacking device

Had a cheeky look at the image ref on that pole dancing thing key..... imma get me one of those i think!

i combine the best of both worlds! a fit portugese art student asked if she could take a series of "arty" shots for her project and in return i get drinks brought.... tasty. Quoted post [/b] Damn! what have I been doing wrong then?

Nice pics, looks like a nice place......... what are the girls like?

For me personally, I dont think its a case of getting fired its just all the bullshitty little things that go on in a place like where I work that get up my nose, like the questionaire ect.... in a way I just think it puts people on edge because you feel as if you have to impress them with a few words and they are not really taking a lot of notice of you and what your actually doing - like tease said about feeling like a grain of sand............... anyway, im starting to sound like a whining bitch........ I'm just gonna take them for everything i can get out the fuckers