livetodestro

You didn't say what this deal is. What's your rent?

You do know that Mick Jagger and David Bowie were caught in bed together, right?

LOL!!! Is that why he hired a lawyer named KEISTER???:lol: I just assumed it was because of his love of the male keister.:lol:

Oh fuck yes. I aint from there so I don't know too much about them. Someone post some of this guy "sham" shit. Just curious after reading that article.

Maybe he's a gay chubby chaser and want's something to rub one out to.:biglaugh:

That looks more like a runt ass watermellon than any pumpkin I ever seen.

I get the feeling that by "party" he realy means rave.:biglaugh:

Your girl now knows you're a pussy and you will soon be cheated on and dumped. Dude, you watched some douche kick a door into your girls head... while you were banging her.... and you didn't so much as throw a punch? LOSER!

Fire both of them. Or at least warn them once that next time they pull any imbarassing acts of bummery on the clock they will become jobless bums for real.

Real talk^

Wait till you hit 29.

Damn good shit up in here! Moi bueno!

I actually eat ALOT healthier than I did when I was skinny. I think the main ingredient that I would have to cut out of my diet would be the beer... and that's just not happening homie. I did cut down a little and switch to Bud light though (as if that's going to help:lol: ) I'm gonna try that milk thing though. I actually never heard that before. I always thought Milk was supposed to be fattening?

Yo fuck this nigga! I ate Subway every day for months and it didn't do shit for me. Word the fuck up if I ever see this faggot on the street I'm punching him in the mouth.:lol:

You sir, are an inspiration to my fat ass.

How did someone like this become your roommate to begin with? Were you desperate? I've ended up with some nut ass roommates out of desperation in the past. They didn't last long though. Live and learn.

Watch Lens get fired from his super cool job for getting caught sneaking pictures of the women at work and posting them on the net. Now that would be 'the Irony'.:biglaugh:

Re: 300 This movie looks like it's going to be fucking great!:D

Snoopy would do a better job than Bush.

This is why our county's in shambles.

YUPPIE!

Sounds like you got some bad pussy.:lol:

What are you crazy? I miss working that schedule. You get out in time to hit up the bar for a couple hours then go bombin or whatever you want till like 4-5 in the morning then sleep in till 1:00 every day. Maybe I'm just the nocturnal type but that's like the perfect schedule to me. Fuck going home early and getting up at 7 in the morning every day.

I don't know about where you live but I don't know a single cook that makes less than $10.00 an hour... unless they work at Burger King or Denny's. And you went to school for the shit? I think you're just being taken advantage of homie. You need to have a serious talk with your boss.:lol:

Don't get mad just cause I'm right.