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I like this dudes shit. Original.

Nah, he married her to keep her from being stoned to death. And so I'm sure he definatly SMASHED!

:lol:

That was a long time ago when niggas used to put their cans in a backpack. These days the cops roll up on you if you're even out at night with a backpack on and sometimes even if you have a grocery bag that don't look right. I'm pretty sure the kid's talking about for grocery bags so the outline just looks like a regular 6 pack and so the cans don't make alot of noise as you're walking down the street or climbing shit. I think it's kind of a good idea although I seriously doubt that I'd ever go through the trouble of gathering all these pringles cans. And if you were walking around with a milk crate full of cans, chances are the only walking you were doing was from your car to the wooded trail that led to some train tracks where you didn't have to worry about anybody seeing you walking around with a milk crate full of paint.

Exactly what his stepdad did?

Re: got a job today! We don't have any of those. We got Checkers though! What yall know bout Checkers?:D

Re: got a job today! Nah, Philly.

Fabs aight. Alot better than 90% of the garbage out these days. Not that that's saying much.

It's called a pussy. They come in all shapes and sizes. Maybe some day you'll see enough pussy to know that some pussies are fat or have big lips. Espescially Asian pussy. And that they may look even larger when looking at a picture of a short woman. Now go get some pussy. It's good for you. It gives you hair on your chest.

I would have definately bribed for an A.:biglaugh:

Re: got a job today! DUDE!!!! YOU GET TO HIDE PUBES IN COPS DONUTS!!!

Seriously. I bet if this was a pornstar or model instead of a writer they'd be jerking off to her pics on line.

I'm either in the twilight zone or I'm surounded by faggots.

I don't know about you, but when I jerk off I like to fall asleep in the sanitary comfort of my own bed. I also don't want the aroma of layers of other mens jiz in the air... or on the walls that I'm standing just inches away from for that matter. To each their own.

Re: got a job today! Dunkin Donuts are all over the place around my way. But that's what I think everytime I see a Sonic comercial on tv. I've never seen a Sonic. Or Jack in the Box. They don't even exsist where I'm from but you see comercials for them all the time.

Re: got a job today! Do they supply the turban? Or do you have to dish out your own money for that?

Or just jerk off at home in the comfort of your bed like a normal person.

Yuck??? Are you serious??? I'd smash till my dick fell off.:D

Do something seriously expensive to his car. And again after it gets fixed.

You fucked your Baby Momma while she's on the rag?

OOOHHHH SNAAAAAPPPP!!!! :lol:

That bitch looks analy pregnant... if there where such a thing.:yuck:

So now all of a sudden she wants your dick and is denying that she's pregnant when clearly she is? Sounds like maybe she's dumb and thinks she can pin you as the "Papa Dukes"! :biglaugh:

I've never heard this before. Maybe it's some westcoast shit.

WOW DUDE! YOU SURE DID SON THE SHIT OUT OF ME HOMIE! GIVE YOURSELF A NICE PAT ON THE BACK SMART ASS!