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Remember when Iran and Chiner sold us dirty voting machines or what ever the fuck this shit was originally about?

Weak dicks. They settled for half on a slam dunk case and said they want fox to publically apologize with the same intensity that they defamed dominion over a two week period.

My embed game is trash. There is a part 2 to this video. Camera man yells to call the police and gets whooped by tweaker.

It's actually a gravity bong.

I never liked the saying "If I can do it, you can do it." It feels more like a diss than anything. It starts with a place of the person saying it that they are a fuck up piece of shit. Is the person essentially calling you an even bigger fuck up piece of shit if you can't do it?

I'm using one of those things on some last resort type shit @LUGR

The one major thing I would be weary of, is not to use the water for drinking. I would assume you are catching water off of your roof into gutters and then into barrels. Birds shit all over your roof and the water runs through the shit and then into your barrels. Perfect for garden. Could make you sick.

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Doubledutch with 80 wiggers

Hah. One of the last time or two I was locked up I got picked up for this or that in some podunk Tennessee backwater. When I finally got to the jail a few towns away, I had just missed breakfast. I asked one of the other dudes in there when was lunch and he told me they only did 2 meals a day and had to wait for dinner. I started looking around and everyone in there was in some black and white stripes like in the fucking movies. I looked at my homie and was like "we need to get the fuck out of here." The homies old ladies mom posted bail soon after. But until then operation annoy the shit out of the podunks was in full effect. Banging beats on the glass and rapping about fuck the police. They would yell to quit banging on the glass and we would yell back "or else what? You gonna put me in jail?" I was so fucking hungry. I never did see what kinda slop they were feeding in that backwater.

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While reading this my brain auto corrected clerk to guard and I started wondering if you lived in a prison and commissary was running low. You need some money on your books fam?

Yeah man. He thinks he did something wrong lol.

Todays kids have YouTube, manga, and Andrew Tate. It's not even close to a fair trade in any sense.

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I did it y'all. I started mainlining TikTok and fell straight into #2023tok 9e54186b2fd3d824167a637a6348aadd.mp4

Ants stink when you squarsh em.

I've bought quite a few planners that are broken down with weekly calendars and to do list Collums and weekly and daily note columns. It feels so good when I first buy them but they always just end up with measurements and rap lyrics scribbled all over them. Ive found that simple school notebooks are the best for me. They are the ultimate in customizable.

@Dark_KnightI assume I don't need the volume to enjoy this video. There's probably some dude in the background yelling "oh shit son!" And then a bunch of ratchety squaking.

Unless you gon' do it.

I keep copious notes on what's going on with all of my jobs. From off the cuff remarks customers make that lead me to believe they are getting ready to try some crazy shit, to verbatim instructions that project managers give. I've met several of these project managers that try to run a million $s + worth of projects in their heads. I don't know why they refuse to make any notes... When it all comes crashing down it's always the same; "aw man ____ has been out to get me since the jump. They're setting me up for failure!" Haha. Okay dummy.

And her booty stank

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Haha. That would be some funny ass shit, but he is pretty high up the school hierarchy for all that. There was some foolishness with one of my checks a few weeks ago. I always come pick those shits up cuz it's only a 20 minute drive for me to get it in my hand instead of waiting 3 days for it to maybe come in the mail. When I went to pick it up, the ladies in the office told me they put it in the mail because no one told them not to. Okay. Fair enough. So I asked them "is there some one different that I should be talking to thats not Karl so these kind of mix ups don't happen again." They all started laughing. They know Karl is worthless too. They all gave up their digits too.