mr.yuck

Lol @mortonlet me know if you find that homo sticker. I want one, too.

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The plural of salmon is salmon.

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I get it. You value money over the health, well being and quality of life of the animals you choose stewardship over. Some people are just the opposite. Don't get me wrong, I never had insurance for my dog. I also go hit with some whopper medical bills for things as innocuous as a broken foot, that time she ate a pork chop bone, that time she wouldn't stop limping every god damn time we were about to go out of town and there was never anything wrong with her. It would have been cheaper to just put her down than pay out all of those bills and replace her with a similar version. That sounds fucking insane, though.

Jesus Christ, son. I think you missed your calling in life doing cost analysis for toxic waste companies that want to dump their waste directly into the food supply some how but aren't sure if the lawsuits from all the cancer they create will outweigh the sweet sweet savings of money. Update your resume. I'm not sure I got your point straight. You think caring about or for other living creatures is cuck behaviour?

Dear yuck, Get off your ass and go finish that job Yours truly, Yuck.

BLAZE IT!!

Picture perfect, you paint a perfect picture.

Am I? Maybe I need to eat something.

That doesn't really answer the question, though. The number one piece of shit is still a piece of shit.

Is Cincinnati good or nah?

@nicklesndimeswins it by a nose!

I think that was geraldo that got his shit busted by some Nazis. Weak ass non springer ass bitch

@fat ralphythat's just the way Jerry would have wanted it.

I got my dillz sucked years ago by one of these split tongue monsters. I was too coked up to smash her giant butt which made me sad. This is an obvious smash for me. Scared of guillotine teeth, though.

Sheep are for humpin

Fleas on my nuts

RIP. From a WWII refugee to Mayor of some shitty city, to the undisputed King of trashy day time television. Let's list off all his boss moves in life. Pays for hookers with checks. Has audience members show him tits everyday for plastic beads.

And the resulting societal fall out.

Leaky pipes; quest shit

Her butthole smelling festive

Should have never invested