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@ndv😂😂😂 I needed that man.

Nah. I gotta show up tomorrow and make the smoothies myself. At least all the ingredients are there.

@nicklesndimeswhat are thooooooose man?

@swif1 diggin that celine. Smells real good man. @ndvim gonna make a call to some one somewhere on monday to figure out where that package is. Talkin cash shit to government employees is my favorite sport.

Reevaluating ever trying to give anyone in this business a helping hand ever again. It's like you can lead a horse to water, then the horse turns around and takes a dump in the water.

Incase I ever need to defend my home agains rat sized vampires. They make another one that shoots bb's

Hopefully by the end of 2021 I'll be communicating in a series of abreviated noises and clicks.

I think Im gonna start saying "it is what it is" as "Its what Its" Just the way it sounds makes people violently uncomfortable

@ndv @glorydays did you get your packages yet?

push here

Bloooooows. Ive only ever been to one style of meeting in my life and they were boiler room/wolf of wall street "you're either selling the product or buying some ones load of shit as to why they cant buy" style get hype sessions. I cant imagine this is how all meetings go. Like what happens in meetings?

Lounging around in my draws. Bout to make some covfefe to get my day started.

@NightmareOnElmStreetI love Christmas. I love the music. I love decorating. I love coming together as a family. It was just the adults that didnt get toys but I extended it to these fuck ass kids, too the other year. I stopped by their house and some one in the family had bought them all tablets. I was looking around and one of their screens was shattered, another was dragging theirs down the stairs by its charger, another lost theirs some how and 3 of them were fighting over the last survivor. I was like "what the fuck y'all?" They asked me "why do you care? It's not yours to worry about." I stepped back from these poignant little motherfuckers and realized they were right. I think I told one of them fuck you and called the rest of them little bastards. They've grown up a lot since then. Maybe I'll get them something this year. Currently listening to youre a mean one mr grinch by tyler the creator. Being self employed is always gonna be a little bit more difficult to get financing. I had to find a lender that did manual underwriting instead of letting some computer algorithm shit me into a trash can.

Lol. @NightmareOnElmStreet I have never stepped back and wondered how I come across to other people on this board. With every nugget of myself I leave behind there is hella context thats missing. But back to veggie dogs. I bet you could easily suck one of those puree sticks through your teeth, no problem.

Bro a lot of the meat substitutes are tasty but the worst thing on earth is vegan hotdogs. Like hotdogs already have next to no consistency but vegans took it a step further and made the smoothest solid on earth. 🤮

I feel like an addict when I talk about meat. Lol. I miss wings super bad. I wish I would have gotten a 50 piece of flats instead of blowing my meat allowance on gay ass turkey. Sigh... February is right around the corner, I guess.

You can actually just shit in any bed.

I dont eat milk or dairy for health reasons. Im not a strict or militant vegan as I still eat meat every 3 or 4 months. It has nothing to do with the ethical treatment of animals. That being said, I get more protein per gram from beans than I ever did from meat. Id rather eat a real animal.

Im having an ultra violent "dhabz home alone-esque" scenario playing in my head right now. "I said, Im not afraid anymore!"

Me: hey cool watch Them: thanks. Wanna pull the lever Me: *SNAP* Them:

I saw anywhere from 250- 1.2 In all honesty I would be scared to pull that handle.

Gerard-Perregaux

@Mercerthanks for the references. I will be required to get an inspection. I might just do this myself. I have been practicing with the florescent lights in my garage by putting them in different positions in the power supply line. @ndv Is that the mansion thats made out of poured concrete or something?

@ndvThe individual companies report the info directly to the credit agencies. It costs them money to do this so some companies may only report to one agency, which is why there may he a discrepancy from agency to agency. I also learned that mortgage lenders and banks dont use the same credit platforms that we as consumers have access to. A few years ago I tried to open a small business line of credit. My banker let me know that I was showing a score of 805 (I feel like there is no way that was correct). I instantly got a raging Bezos sized boner. I got denied for the line of credit. It was the smallest line of credit my bank offered and no one could figure out why I wasnt approved. Fuck em anyway.