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I don't have an interesting story but good tequila is not problem for me and I can drink it forever without throwing up, though I'm probably really annoying. My record is about half a handle of Hornitos with a few beers in between. It was over a few hours and I passed out on my living room floor. The math = Honritos handle = 1.75 Liters 1.75 Liters = 59 Ounces Half = 29.5 ounces Typical shot = 1.5 ounces So my night was 19.66 shots + beer I try to avoid doing that for no reason.

Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD

I got close though.

Weird topic for Channel Zero. A good friend of mine was published in this magazine: http://www.geezmagazine.org/

So you sucked dick for a 40 of that Billy D? Tell us your story of fail.

When you get to the point where beer is just something to keep you busy between shots because it won't even phase you and you need straight liquor, you know you've hit rock bottom. <---hit rock botttom.

Re: Channel 0 Contest Brainstorming My idea is workable and will be fun for the participants. Those who have been here a minute can use that to their advantage. Some sleeper/lurker hot girl also has a chance too but better have something worth looking at that can really show up the established royalty here. Things like drawing on girls and pretty vaginas can DEFINATELY be a factor, but not a requirement. Anyway, I think if we were to do something like a contest, my idea is the strongest. Make it a job application format. I'm going to watch that new John Adams series.

Re: Channel 0 Contest Brainstorming Is my idea so bad? I mean we could agree on a format ahead of time: My name is: My interests are: My claim to fame is: May cup size is: My best feature is: *pic* It's a 12oz resume. Fuck it, it would be like an election where the ladies campaign. It would be about features but also wit and internet cred.

Re: Channel 0 Contest Brainstorming :lol: :lol: :lol: I think a contest with like a "why I should reign as queen of 12oz and my *insert body part here* proves it" contest could be interesting.

Re: Channel 0 Contest Brainstorming I think it should be a best attribute contest. Every female posts the best part of what they have and may the best ass/tits/clevage/legs/stomach/face/foot(wha?) win.

Our grandkids are going to see some amazing stuff if we don't blind them with car exhaust and bullet smoke.

False. I am drinking beer though. The person below me had a pregnancy scare in the past two years.

If you have ink, we are under attack.

True. The person below me will gow up to be a wife beater

False. The person below me likes spicy food, but hates seafood.

This link gets posted on like a monthly basis...

I know a Jordan rep and he wears one off gear that can get pretty cool, namely some of his hats (which he won;t sell me). I swear though that if Jordan took a shit in a shoe mold, put a stamp of the insignia on it and made it $300, people would buy it.

Nice bloody tampon.

Mind if I ask what you were diagnosed with?

You're right!

Is smoking crack bad for you?

Why does No Country For Old Men have such a shitty implausible beggining?

fuck her with a ham hock