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Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD from the NY thread...

i just got back from Cabo and I can pretty much guarantee no one here has drank as much tequila as I did over the past week...well, maybe some of you degenerates. Anyway I may start a thread, but until I see if I feel like doing that much work, here is a picture from a cabana:

Take the test... http://www.recoverythroughsupport.com/self-assessment.html

I won a HDTV + DVD player at work a few weeks ago. Just returned it to Costco and got myself a 37" Me and the girl just watched HD Suicide Girls, and I spent the entire time pausing it on the disgusting flaws (like vagina razor burn).

Yo even bums can get their hands on the bottom shelf liquor. Maybe you need to stop wasting your money on other things of less important, like rent and electricity...

How much of a faggot does it take to be the guy on the internet making fun of the internet while on the internet?

Bookers is a Jim Beam product which makes me skeptical. I went and googled it and I've actually owned a bottle of Woodford before. I liked it ( as much as one can like bourbon) so I think I might have my gift. Anyone else?

Are those Australian bottles Mauler?

I got myself a handle of Hornitos today which is like saying I have a gallon of tequila in the crib I've been sipping all night. Team Alco request - I have to buy my dad a birthday bottle for tomorrow, so what do you recommend? My last gift was a bottle of Johnny Walker Green (I contemplated blue but I'm not that rich and he had asked for black in the first place). Give me some unique ($50ish) ideas scum bags....

Xanax and El Jimador for me last night.

Re: Buff my stiffie with this pile of old poonuggets. Hard. No habla spanish

I'm watching Intervention, and this particular show is about a dude who drinks 2 bottles (I think) of whiskey and a 12 pack a day. He really made me reflect... ...on my lack of whiskey consumption in the old fashioned sense. Perhaps I should start drinking American whiskey on the rocks more often than just when someone else is. FREEDOM ISN'T FREE. SEMPER FI. MY OTHER CAR IS A HARLEY.

Team Alco? Not really on that one I don't think. Homeless people are like the saints of alcoholism, plus you never get props when the cops have your back to the point that they are stealing from homeless people for you. Maybe you should elaborate. I made Bloody Mary's from this the other morning and they were the shit with some garlic stuiffed olives etc... I've been finishing the bottle as shots and it's a weird sort of good.

Was it Barry Bonds?

Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD your computer/ISP sucks.

HA! I feel like we should merge this thread with the squirt thread, than rename the thread "suicide support group". The thread would more accurately reflect a bar and the life of the Alpo...

My girls sister and her husband are in from Japan for a few weeks. They're like 40 to my 26 but we have a good time. Tonight we ate a ton of crab and salmon complimented by margaritas, micheladas, and shots in between. My girls step brother is a cigar guy so he hooked up a good one and schooled me on the sizes, flavors and getting past the hype. I've been kicking it hard lately, I love summer. I don't even have the time to go out because I have so many things going on with friends and family. I leave for the (rented) beach house this weekend for a few days.

I would never get frozen margaritas when I'm out, so I hear you. In fact, aside from a stolen sip, I've never even had them because they're all basically soda flavor, ice and cheap tequila. But it was a whole 'nother other chopping up mangos and blending strawberries or blackberries the girl picked, while pouring disastrously strong drinks. This was added to as my best friends wife made Moroccan stewed chicken, cucumber salad, and heated Trader Joe's baked flat bread.

We made frozen margaritas Saturday and Sunday consisting of... $65 OR $28 + Triple Sec and/or Grand Marnier Ice Any random combo of fresh mango, lime, frozen strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, peaches, blackberries, and grapefruit. That was a blast, and combined with some good food and friends made this one of the better summer weekends thus far. I took a seedfilled giant shit this morning.

Do you guys have malt liquor in Australia?

Did anyone watch the Democratic debate tonight? I didn't so I figured it would be retarded to start a thread asking that.

Re: Buff my stiffie with this pile of old poonuggets. Hard. No habla spanish

Time in RI: The new more violent/drunk TEASE.

My girlfriend conned her way into my place this evening, which is a good thing - she's cooler than most of you on everything including the drinking. She went to bed though when I explained how tonight was black family comedy night and showed her the Tyler Perry movies I'll be watching. Shot: Jack (the 5th is almost done) Drink: Squeezed grapefruit, soda something, absolut mandarin TV: Independent, upper class black women loving strong black responsible men with ghetto family as back drop. But wait, there are blue collar black men and the rich black man isn't so...classy...

1) Today I bought a handle of Absolut, fifth of Jack, and a fifth of Hornitos. 2) Ayebee, you worry me in the way you drink, not that you drink. 3) My girl just called me to see if I might want her to come over after she gets done with her friends. I told her no because I want to be a dirtbag drunk tonight by myself. I am sick of being around people.