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little trip. finally past the border patrol checkpoint. pee break arrived snack time next day. went for a ride. gotta flat. luckily i had my supplies kicked it in the shade for a bit fin gayfisheyeoner.

swindz r@ndom

Girls are great on rohypnol

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Goth Mes

SHOTGUN made from iron bedposts; charge made of pieces of lead from curtain tape and match-heads, to be ignited by AA batteries and a broken light bulb. On May 21, 1984 two inmates of a prison in Celle, Germany, took a jailer as a hostage, showed off their fire power by letting go at a pane of bullet-proof glass, and escaped by car. THE CLASSIC Makeshift rope in the classic style, made from bedsheets and dish towels; length: 16 meters. On May 2, 1998 two inmates used it in a failed attempt to escape from the 6th floor of ‘Santa Fu’ jail in Hamburg, Germany. One of the men fell, the other made it to the roof of the main gate where he was spotted by a surveillance camera. IMMERSION HEATER made from razor blades; found in a cell in ‘Santa Fu’ jail in Hamburg, Germany. Jailbirds use these tools to distil alcoholic beverages forbidden in prisons. Your typical inmate’s moonshine still includes a plastic can containing fermented fruit mash or juice, an immersion coil of some sort, a rubber hose, and a plastic receptacle for the booze. NARCOTICS CACHE In a hollow space inside his artificial leg a prisoner in open detention frequently smuggled narcotics into ‘Santa Fu’ prison in Hamburg, Germany. Around 1984 his behaviour finally got the attention of the jailers who gave the prosthesis a check. LADDER made of steel rails from bookshelves. On October 10, 1994, inmates Gerhard Polak and Raimund Albert used this ladder during their successful escape from ‘Santa Fu’ prison in Hamburg, Germany. GRAPPLING HOOK with segmented extension rod (13 segments, overall length: 4.5 meters); rope made of leather and string. This cleverly conceived tool assisted two inmates in their escape from Ludwigsburg prison, Germany, on August 19, 1987. The attached rod enabled them to place and retrieve the hook and thus negotiate two prison walls in succession. KNUCKLEDUSTER with padded handle, made from a rasp that was presumably stolen from a prison workshop. The weapon was found in a cell in the prison of Wolfenbüttel, Germany, sometime around 1993. MACE This instrument was found in 1997 in the metal workshop of ‘Santa Fu’ prison in Hamburg, Germany, where an unknown inmate manufactured and hid it. It is either a weapon, or, attached to a pole, might have been designed to push away barbed wire from the top of a wall during an escape. RADIO TRANSMITTER / BUG made of radio recorder parts by an inmate of Wolfenbüttel prison, Germany (battery is missing). Prisoners occasionally manage to install gizmos like this one in guard-rooms to be prepared for upcoming cell searches. Also suitable as a means of cell- to-cell communication among inmates. A standard radio serves as a receiver. RADIO RECEIVER Sometime in the seventies an inmate of Ludwigsburg prison, Germany, built this radio on the sly and hid it inside an encyclopedia. It was probably commissioned by another inmate who had no electronic expertise himself. SAW An inmate of ‘Santa Fu’ prison in Hamburg, Germany, fitted a wooden handle to a piece of saw blade for better handling. The tool was found in his cell and confiscated. STOVE / GRILL / TOASTER An inmate of Ludwigsburg prison, Germany, botched together this multi-purpose tool from wire, a broken heating rod and some tin foil. It was found in his cell and confiscated sometime in the mid-eighties. SHIV disguised as a wooden crucifix; found in an inmate’s cell in Wolfenbüttel prison, Germany, sometime around 1994; intended for use in an escape or as a general weapon. At that time a lot of crucifixes were fashioned in prison woodshops until jailers finally figured out their true purpose. DOUBLE-BARRELED PISTOL This gun was found along with other homemade firearms in the cell of two Celle prison inmates on November 15, 1984. The weapons had been made in the prison’s metal workshop. They were loaded with pieces of steel and match-heads. DUMMY PISTOL from blackened cardboard; found on June 23, 1988, in an inmate’s cell in Stammheim prison, Germany, after a fellow prisoner tipped off the jailers. The dummy was hidden in an empty milk pack and was most probably intended to be used for taking hostages in an escape attempt. CATAPULT fashioned by an inmate in the metal workshop of Wolfenbüttel prison, Germany, presumably as a means for smuggling secret messages, drugs, or gun parts. Although the prisoner claimed it to be a piece of abstract art entitled ‘Dackel’ (= dachshund), it was confiscated in 1991. HASH PIPE fashioned from an empty horseradish tube; confiscated in ‘Santa Fu’ prison in Hamburg, Germany. Smoking implements are the most common illicit items in prisons. The range of materials they are made of mirrors the inmates’ great imagination. SAW made from a wooden coathanger and a jagsaw blade. The tool was confiscated in the therapeutical section of Hohenasperg prison, Germany. TATTOOING NEEDLE made from a toothbrush handle, a ball pen and an electric motor; confiscated in ‘Santa Fu’ prison in Hamburg, Germany. Tattooing instruments are a popular and common source of income among inmates but are banned as ‘illegal objects’ due to the danger of infection (Aids, Hepatitis, etc.). WHIP with razor blades. The grisly weapon was found around 1996 in ‘Santa Fu’ jail in Hamburg, Germany, in the cell of a drug addicted inmate after his failed attempt to extort a higher Methadone ration by threatening a female prison officer with a knife.

i don't know who in the fuck this Emma Watson chick is, but after a google search, she is dope... she needs to shave though.

BLAAAOW!

You obviously have no idea about letter structure...Did you see that lower case E? That shit is on fire.

When i see girls all fucked up on something or drunk my penis goes soft. The most beautiful woman can be reduced to garbage when shes drunk or fucked on pills or any other drug but weed. I think its not sexy and a huge turn off. Unless the girl REALLY knows how to handle herself, ( which is like 1% of females) and i am also fucked to a point where i dont care, she might could get a pass. If not, it's wonk sagging thumbs down for me. End of rant.

Leather Jacket crew. Silver haired sex pest.

daaaaaamn what city is that in

maybe the kid just loves gingerbread so much that he thinks it needs to be spread all over forums...or maybe he's just a dumbass haha

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prison's shower league.

*Unsolicited Endorsement: Nothing like a nice Dunkin Donuts Iced Coffee while painting on a hot summer day.... now wheres my check???

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^^^^ dope

I'll bet you're one of those dudes who stretches out your tag and calls it "philly style".

Radio DWA

bump gevs

im 37 I dont have a job I have four cat which are my friends and I live in my moms basement. I havent left the basement in probably a year an a half my mom just slips food under the door besides that I lurk on 12oz alot when im not doin that im watching porn and constantly beating off

i shit myself instead of getting up while masterbating watching pornography would you consider that addicted??

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couple more from today..... next time will be a new thread...

Digging up the old thread because of these pics I found. Brides... And for you chubbsters

I was gonna explain a bunch of shit.. but she's just a retard. Arguing with Dr. Octagon over here.

YO SON MY NIGGA AIDS HERE JUST FUCKING OWNED YOUR WEAK ASS LADY FRIEND YOU BETTER GO NEGAPROP YOUR GF RIGHT NOW FOOL

I live a stupidly over -active life and I'm on here everyday. I'm outside several hours a day. I have a rewarding, well-paying job. I'm a highly productive artist. I wrote a book. I can also shoot lasers from my eyes.

nah im pretty sure its xylene or alcohol based. oink is alcohol based aswell. most GOOD inks are oil based though, becasue theyre kind of a mix, highly pigmented like DED with lot of stainers too. And with oil based inks its a lot easier to find binders to suspend pigments

Girls who use to have meth problems will screw ur balls dry

straight edge kids are healthy, thats gay.

That whip is what's up

fuck girls who do drugs. and fuck sluts too, theres alot of fucking people in this world who need to die.

DUMMY SUBMACHINE GUN made from a grease injector, wood, a rubber sleeve, and tape. The mock weapon was found in 1994 in a prison workshop in Wolfenbüttel prison, Germany, after jailers were tipped off that an escape attempt was being planned. DUMB-BELL fashioned by an unknown inmate of Stammheim prison, Germany, in the prison’s metal workshop. In the late eighties, when this item was found hidden in a staircase, working out was still prohibited. GRAPPLING HOOK disguised as a wrought-iron candelabra, fashioned by an inmate around 1985 in a prison workshop in Wolfenbüttel, Germany, and confiscated in his cell. Before they were banned, candelabras like this one were quite popular among prisoners as they could also be used as grappling hooks in an escape attempt after bending open the legs and attaching a rope. ROPE LADDER with wooden rungs disguised as chess pieces; found and confiscated in an inmate’s cell in Wolfenbüttel prison, Germany, around 1993.

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old redneck tourists at the ocean front gargle my balls cevs aest pork and the rest of the mtcats

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and I cant forget my homie AHEM