Smart Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 just because the 4th is tomorrow, I'd like everyone to remind themselves about the personal clues you each get when you're getting TOO DRUNK TO FUCK... and then share them with us! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 when she looks hot enough to fuck... I'm way too drunk to fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Originally posted by Smart I remember this one time when Raven said he was tired of all the drug threads on here and asked the Mods to put a stop to it... sorry man but, that's the breaks... :dazed: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 rage's failed attempt at a card pull # 3483 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 3, 2002 Author Share Posted July 3, 2002 ahahahahaha, Rage got smacked up by a hippy! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 the shame... oh the shame ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 when you come out of the bathroom in front of family and friends buttbootyass nekkid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 when you see a bunch of men running through the large crowd with bombs stapped to thier chests.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 I puke on her before i make out with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 http://www.carlstumpf.com/CarlStumpf/Fun%20Photos/bad_haggard_picture.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 THROUGH THE CRACKS IN THE WALL SLOW MOTION FOR ALL DRIPPED OUTTA THE BARS SOMEONE SMART SAID NOTHING AT ALL I'M WATCHING TV I GUESS THAT'S A SOLUTION THEY GAVE ME A RECIEPT THAT SAID I DIDN'T BUY NOTHIN SO RUST IS A FIRE AND OUR BLOOD OXODIZES MY EYES ROLLED AROUND, ALL AROUND ON THE CARPET OH HIT THE DECK IT'S THE DECAL MAN STANDING UPSIDE DOWN AND TALKING OUT OF HIS PANTS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Originally posted by shameless self promotion I puke on her before i make out with her. definitely a sign...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 when it no longer seems fun to be running round he street naked with a sausage in ur mouth.... true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Originally posted by sneak when it no longer seems fun to be running round he street naked with a sausage in ur mouth.... homosexual undertones... here comes sneak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 ^^^^^hahahahahhaha!! FOR SURE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Ya booze, ya lose... ... your lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 too drunk to fuck...it's happened to me enough times, so I try not to get too drunk if I know I'm getting laid. I guess when the site of pussy makes me wanna spew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Originally posted by beardo rage's failed attempt at a card pull # 3483 and it wasnt because he didn't have a point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
girl-lies Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 i dont know.. when ever i get that throw up feeling i just chill on drinking for about 30 seconds and it goes away.. take another shot.. wait another 30 seconds. .. and when i get drunk i just kinda sit there.. only saying shit every now and then.. kinda like when im not drunk.. so no one knows if im actually drunk or not.. and i always get questions like 'you have had about 7 shots (insert my name here) when are you going to get drunk? so enough with the story.. what im saying is .. i never had to stop.. and i have always been able to get it up.. sometimes it takes a little longer then others. .. yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 my personal signs that I too drunk to fuck naked Zack Morris arrives at the party I try to break beer bottles over my head I try writing my name with my vomit I poop on someones car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Canadiano Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris I try to break beer bottles over my head... oh man. I did that wayyy too many times last year. Except I actually break 'em (thankfully). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 i would usually get them broken too...bud light bottles are really hard though...but original coors and rolling rock ain't shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Are2 Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 i'm too drunk to fuck when... there's more than one of him... :p :p :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 when you try to sit down next to a girl and just fall over on her. or when you close your eyes and everything starts spinning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 What's "fucking"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." thats a classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MESTHREE Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 when old milwaukee starts to taste good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Originally posted by Zack Morris i would usually get them broken too...bud light bottles are really hard though...but original coors and rolling rock ain't shit u know your an alcoholic when u know this kinna stuff ^^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dot. Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Originally posted by --zeSto-- when she looks hot enough to fuck... I'm way too drunk to fuck. zest, that one ends up in the homo overtone thread for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dyptheria Posted July 3, 2002 Share Posted July 3, 2002 Originally posted by Canadiano I guess when the site of pussy makes me wanna spew. huh? no one caught this one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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