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The haiku

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by HAL, Mar 8, 2005.

  1. HAL

    HAL Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 23, 2001 Messages: 5,002 Likes Received: 49
    So recently a friend put me on to the art of japanese poetry. It's very simple and fun. The formula is five syllables, seven syllables, then five again.
    I propose we all put our creative hats on and supplement Channel Zero with a bit of poetic artistry. Here's some from me.

    smoke some PCP
    launch yourself off that building
    I won't tell Jesus

    yo emo fanboy
    what is the deal with girl's jeans?
    you look like a dyke

    Lil John you are rad
    I want to drink from your cup
    a hip hop chalice

    tooth dragging blowjob
    what is wrong with your girlfriend?
    I've had better head

    Dunkin Donuts treats
    a round, tasty confection
    jelly filling yeah

    the hilarity
    I hope this thread does not die
    do not disappoint
     
  2. The Leader

    The Leader Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 23, 2005 Messages: 1,591 Likes Received: 1
    oh wow. ahahahaha.



    I'm going to school right now, if this thread is still on the first page when I get back I'll think up something.
     
  3. HAL

    HAL Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 23, 2001 Messages: 5,002 Likes Received: 49
    let us stay on track
    post your sharp witticisms
    none of your chatter

    graffiti writer
    why do you need jungle green?
    your piece does not bang
     
  4. SleepAnDream

    SleepAnDream Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 2, 2002 Messages: 3,078 Likes Received: 0
    you are right my friend
    like syphilus when i pee
    it doesnt bang it burns

    (dum dum)
     
  5. coffeedependency

    coffeedependency Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 1,202 Likes Received: 0
    5-7-5 is how it works, my good man.

    drop that pipe, hippie
    your last words will be muffled
    ah, fellatio
     
  6. HAL

    HAL Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 23, 2001 Messages: 5,002 Likes Received: 49
    that was a good one
    my boss is pissing me off
    postal worker rage
     
  7. coffeedependency

    coffeedependency Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 1,202 Likes Received: 0
    deep breaths, count to five
    harness the rage for later
    when you masturbate
     
  8. SleepAnDream

    SleepAnDream Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 2, 2002 Messages: 3,078 Likes Received: 0
    boredom to anger
    bittersweet masturbation
    i love to hate you...

    (maybe i should proofread first? goddamn. ive been at work for 27 hours and 3 minutes..arrrg. kill me.)
     
  9. coffeedependency

    coffeedependency Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 1,202 Likes Received: 0
    bittersweet masturbation. excellent.

    committing the deed
    takes a certain cunning guise
    while in the work place
    --
    counting syllables
    while feeding myself caffeine
    intravenously
     
  10. heavyLox

    heavyLox Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 2, 2002 Messages: 7,196 Likes Received: 17
    skeleton of a HighCoup

    5 small syllables
    7 quite large syllables
    5 more syllables
     
  11. SleepAnDream

    SleepAnDream Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 2, 2002 Messages: 3,078 Likes Received: 0
    a wise man once said:
    drink from wells others dip in;
    you get mouf herpes

    i take the advice
    in one ear, out the other
    a stupid old man

    thank god its friday!
    closest watering hole please?
    fifth of jack later....

    i fall from my chair
    and wipe the drunk from my eyes..
    where the fuck am i?

    broads everywhere!
    the booze brings sudden courage
    i take em all home...

    four hot college sluts?
    but once in a million years...
    shit gets fucking wild...

    everything blurry
    eat your heart out johnny holmes..
    is this nirvanna?

    fuck heeding advice
    go south like a bird i do
    i never thought twice...

    four rubbers later
    the five exausted bodies sleep...
    old men and their lies...

    monday sores appear
    was i REALLY that thirsty?
    ill kill that old man...

    cursing jack daniels
    an epitome is had
    think before i drink...

    zing!
     
  12. SleepAnDream

    SleepAnDream Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 2, 2002 Messages: 3,078 Likes Received: 0
    (definetly not a literary arts major)
     
  13. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    Discombobulate
    Yum, hydrogen bomb it, cake
    Dumb duckhunt weekend.

    Touch my pink parts bitch
    Allocate my piston pump
    Bum piss on park bench.
     
  14. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    I have an exam
    For which I did not study
    I hope I can cheat

    If cheating works well
    I’ll study from here on out
    Right, I’m talking shit
     
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