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The haiku

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by HAL, Mar 8, 2005.

  1. HAL

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    The haiku

    Discussion started by HAL - Mar 8, 2005

    So recently a friend put me on to the art of japanese poetry. It's very simple and fun. The formula is five syllables, seven syllables, then five again.
    I propose we all put our creative hats on and supplement Channel Zero with a bit of poetic artistry. Here's some from me.

    smoke some PCP
    launch yourself off that building
    I won't tell Jesus

    yo emo fanboy
    what is the deal with girl's jeans?
    you look like a dyke

    Lil John you are rad
    I want to drink from your cup
    a hip hop chalice

    tooth dragging blowjob
    what is wrong with your girlfriend?
    I've had better head

    Dunkin Donuts treats
    a round, tasty confection
    jelly filling yeah

    the hilarity
    I hope this thread does not die
    do not disappoint
     
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  2. The Leader

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    The Leader - Replied Mar 8, 2005

    oh wow. ahahahaha.



    I'm going to school right now, if this thread is still on the first page when I get back I'll think up something.
     
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  3. imported_Europe - Replied Mar 8, 2005

    Classy!
     
  4. HAL

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    HAL - Replied Mar 8, 2005

    let us stay on track
    post your sharp witticisms
    none of your chatter

    graffiti writer
    why do you need jungle green?
    your piece does not bang
     
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  5. SleepAnDream

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    SleepAnDream - Replied Mar 8, 2005

    you are right my friend
    like syphilus when i pee
    it doesnt bang it burns

    (dum dum)
     
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    coffeedependency - Replied Mar 8, 2005

    5-7-5 is how it works, my good man.

    drop that pipe, hippie
    your last words will be muffled
    ah, fellatio
     
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  7. HAL

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    HAL - Replied Mar 8, 2005

    that was a good one
    my boss is pissing me off
    postal worker rage
     
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    coffeedependency - Replied Mar 8, 2005

    deep breaths, count to five
    harness the rage for later
    when you masturbate
     
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    SleepAnDream - Replied Mar 8, 2005

    boredom to anger
    bittersweet masturbation
    i love to hate you...

    (maybe i should proofread first? goddamn. ive been at work for 27 hours and 3 minutes..arrrg. kill me.)
     
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    coffeedependency - Replied Mar 8, 2005

    bittersweet masturbation. excellent.

    committing the deed
    takes a certain cunning guise
    while in the work place
    --
    counting syllables
    while feeding myself caffeine
    intravenously
     
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    heavyLox - Replied Mar 8, 2005

    skeleton of a HighCoup

    5 small syllables
    7 quite large syllables
    5 more syllables
     
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    SleepAnDream - Replied Mar 8, 2005

    a wise man once said:
    drink from wells others dip in;
    you get mouf herpes

    i take the advice
    in one ear, out the other
    a stupid old man

    thank god its friday!
    closest watering hole please?
    fifth of jack later....

    i fall from my chair
    and wipe the drunk from my eyes..
    where the fuck am i?

    broads everywhere!
    the booze brings sudden courage
    i take em all home...

    four hot college sluts?
    but once in a million years...
    shit gets fucking wild...

    everything blurry
    eat your heart out johnny holmes..
    is this nirvanna?

    fuck heeding advice
    go south like a bird i do
    i never thought twice...

    four rubbers later
    the five exausted bodies sleep...
    old men and their lies...

    monday sores appear
    was i REALLY that thirsty?
    ill kill that old man...

    cursing jack daniels
    an epitome is had
    think before i drink...

    zing!
     
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    SleepAnDream - Replied Mar 8, 2005

    (definetly not a literary arts major)
     
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    26SidedCube - Replied Mar 8, 2005

    Discombobulate
    Yum, hydrogen bomb it, cake
    Dumb duckhunt weekend.

    Touch my pink parts bitch
    Allocate my piston pump
    Bum piss on park bench.
     
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    Weapon X - Replied Mar 8, 2005

    I have an exam
    For which I did not study
    I hope I can cheat

    If cheating works well
    I’ll study from here on out
    Right, I’m talking shit
     
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