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ahem, excuse me

but haiku threads have been done

glad to see it back

 

beer makes me so fat

i take swigs every night

girls still say i'm slim

 

i cut my toe nails

collect them on an old card

they are so chewy

 

lambs, cows, horses, ducks

fish, goats, mountain lions too

when i get lonely

 

bought a ghetto watch

seiko from the china man

ten dollars well spent

 

frogs

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the rules can change. in som cases 5-3-7 is acceptable, but not 'traditional'.

then again... traditional would be in japanese.

 

It's Tony Danza

and Alyssa Milano

but who is the boss?

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spazboy emo tard

birth control glasses don't bling

you are not Weezer

 

Jungle Green again

no one can paint without it

it don't go with pink

 

Ruddy Brown Primer

Rusto-leum made it for you

use that shit instead

 

oh haiku machine

I can't think of anything

it's a bit burnt out

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DAMN....

 

that Swayae one killed me!

and so did the dance'n'graf

 

 

< I havent started yet... so dont even bother counting my shit on your fingers >

 

 

Let cha bounce to this

sippin tha jesus juice

Ya heard me nigAH

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Originally posted by <KEY3>@Mar 12 2005, 04:26 AM

DAMN....

 

that Swayae one killed me!

and so did the dance'n'graf

 

 

< I havent started yet... so dont even bother counting my shit on your fingers >

 

 

Let cha bounce to this

sippin tha jesus juice

Ya heard me nigAH

 

you fail as well

insert your samurai sword

into your belly

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