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that beer ..thing

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by I45_TEXAS_I45, Feb 26, 2002.

  1. I45_TEXAS_I45

    I45_TEXAS_I45 New Jack

    Joined: Feb 28, 2001 Messages: 47 Likes Received: 1
    so i made one of those, beer bong things..
    ok..now i got one problem.....
    i dont know how to use it
    ..
    do u put the end of the tube in ur mouth like a straw or what?
    i tried it like that ...and it was a sad moment ..all the beer just swirted
    everywhere......
    ...
    oh ..and thanks to who ever made that thread ..
    ..
    now help me out.......
    thanks
     
  2. Jesus of Nazareth

    Jesus of Nazareth Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 6, 2000 Messages: 2,388 Likes Received: 1
    You put it on the table, and do shots of everclear.
     
  3. EL MASKO

    EL MASKO Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 4,733 Likes Received: 0
    Stand upside down on the keg and fill the cups w/Jell-O.
     
  4. EL MASKO

    EL MASKO Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 4,733 Likes Received: 0
    Re: Re: that beer ..thing

    HA ha...HAHAHAHAHAHA!
    Just go drink gasoline and you'll get drunk.
     
  5. I45_TEXAS_I45

    I45_TEXAS_I45 New Jack

    Joined: Feb 28, 2001 Messages: 47 Likes Received: 1
    aight my man tease...
    u need to clam ur smart ass down...
    .
    iam getting tired of ur dam smart comments
    if u aint got something..helpful to say ....shut the fuck up
    ..if u need to know who i am....(HEW)...<---THATS..ME
    .
    aight now back to my question...
    i got teh funnel and all that good shit...
    but i get different answers from my boys here at work
    to how to use it........help..
     
  6. kookone

    kookone New Jack

    Joined: Jan 18, 2002 Messages: 85 Likes Received: 0
    I'll help you out!
    First off pour your beer in the funnel, nice and slow, the less foam the better. Keep the part you drink out of higher than the funnel. This prevents any beer from spilling. Slowly raise then funnel above the drinking end, do this to get all the foam out the way of the beer. Put your lips over the end of the tube, don't start drinking until you get all the air out of the tube. You will throw up if there is to much air in front of the beer. When you have done all of this signal to your partner you are ready for take off. You should still have the bong on your lips. Raise the funnel and, voila! You have just drank a lot beer. Start small and work your way up to 40oz. Hope this helps you in your drunken adventures.
     
  7. FROSTY

    FROSTY Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 22, 2001 Messages: 2,248 Likes Received: 5
    yo dude i started that thred and i made one too. but i aswell got swamped with beer. one time it worked and it all just went swooosh down the tube. but ya shits fukin hard i cant do it anymore.

    :eek:
     
  8. I45_TEXAS_I45

    I45_TEXAS_I45 New Jack

    Joined: Feb 28, 2001 Messages: 47 Likes Received: 1
    THANKS ALOT ....
    KOOK...
    THATS..ALL I NEEDED
    ....

    AND YEA.....I THINK IT WAS THE AIR ...AT THE TIP .
    THAT...FUCKED IT ALL UP...
    THANKS AGAIN..
     
  9. I45_TEXAS_I45

    I45_TEXAS_I45 New Jack

    Joined: Feb 28, 2001 Messages: 47 Likes Received: 1
    .
    .
    .I FEEL U ..FROSTY...
    THATS WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD..
    .SHIT DIDNT COME WITH ....INSTRUCTIONS..
     
  10. FROSTY

    FROSTY Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 22, 2001 Messages: 2,248 Likes Received: 5
    yo i know all that shit but how do you actually go about swallowing it. i mean i know you gotta open up your throat and just let it wirl down but fuk how the fuk do i open my throat. like i keep trying but shit just dosnt work.:mad:
     
  11. FROSTY

    FROSTY Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 22, 2001 Messages: 2,248 Likes Received: 5
    ya werd. we need a beer funnel club to learn this shit. theres gotta be instructions somewhere on the net. im gonna go look brothha
     
  12. I45_TEXAS_I45

    I45_TEXAS_I45 New Jack

    Joined: Feb 28, 2001 Messages: 47 Likes Received: 1
    yo i know all that shit but how do you actually go about swallowing it. i mean i know you gotta open up your throat and just let it wirl down but fuk how the fuk do i open my throat. like i keep trying but shit just dosnt work.:mad: [/B][/QUOTE]
    .
    .TRUE TRUE
    THATS THE PROBLEM I HAD...
    ONE OF MY HOMEBOYS..TOLD ME U HAD TO STICK THE TUBE HALF WAY YOUR TONGUE...
    .
    .I GUESS THATS ANOTHER QUESTION I GOT.....WHER U AT KOOKONE..
    HELP OUT..AGAIN..THANKS
     
  13. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    i hate when people intentianally mispell a word..suck as fuk, u or ur
     
  14. kookone

    kookone New Jack

    Joined: Jan 18, 2002 Messages: 85 Likes Received: 0
    Okay fellas, The trick is to keep it simple. No fancy shit like sticking the tube down your throat. The only time your tounge comes into play is to keep the beer from coming out when your not ready. The best way to comsume lots-o-beer is pratice. Like I said, start small and work your way up to 40oz. Remember if your a lightweight take it slow if you are hardcore go at it. I myself am all about alcohol poisioning. I love it!
     
  15. kookone

    kookone New Jack

    Joined: Jan 18, 2002 Messages: 85 Likes Received: 0
    Yo Zack! Wer yu at boyee? I be chillin in da fukin houz!
     
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