graffsurgeon Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 lets see them..i know all of yall have some fucked up thoughts and jokes.. what do you tell a girl with two black eyes..? nothing..you already told her twice.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 what do you call a guy that ? mr. toad. hahahahhahahahahhaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 how do you tell if a chinese man is high? you cant... a classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j3di Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 whats the difference between a dead baby and a bath tub??? you cant fuck a bathtub... i win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 mr toad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 how do you blind a chinese man? with a windshield. (my vietnamese buddy told me that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 if you want to share your own name on the boards, that's fine, if you share someone elses, you'll be banned. We don't go for that shit arond here... so.... why are aspirin white? you want them to work, don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 i only did it cuz that fucker toad did it. i was gonna edit it anyway.itold that bitch to do it but he wouldnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 right on, well, whatever the reason, consider yourselves warned, we don't find that stuff cute or funny... in the future, if that sort of thing happens, click on the 'warn' link and let Webmaster know. The post will be fixed and the fool will be dealt with. Thank You. :) How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Stucco her walls, rearrange the furniture and leave the plunger in the toilet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Stucco her walls, rearrange the furniture and leave the plunger in the toilet... [/b] HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA thats fucking cold but funny as hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest serpent of the light Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 perhaps this one will cross the line, its the only joke i've ever been offended at. its quite awful, be warned. how are a homosexual and a tumbleweed alike? they just blow around until they end up stuck on a fencepost in wyoming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted February 9, 2002 Author Share Posted February 9, 2002 whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies..? you can't get bowling balls out with a pitchfork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blood as ink Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 Originally posted by serpent of the light perhaps this one will cross the line, its the only joke i've ever been offended at. its quite awful, be warned. how are a homosexual and a tumbleweed alike? they just blow around until they end up stuck on a fencepost in wyoming. yeah your right that is really bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted February 9, 2002 Author Share Posted February 9, 2002 Originally posted by blood as ink yeah your right that is really bad. oh wheres your sense of humor. such things can be fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest serpent of the light Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 Originally posted by graffsurgeon whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies..? you can't get bowling balls out with a pitchfork. thats just damn funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blood as ink Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 Originally posted by graffsurgeon oh wheres your sense of humor. such things can be fun. i see the humor in it but it's just really wrong that all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 haha . nice. got any other dead baby ones. id like to hear em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest skcum pfhukr Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 Originally posted by j3di whats the difference between a dead baby and a bath tub??? you cant fuck a bathtub.. :idea: :crazy: :D :eek: thats fukin hillarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? A: A picture of Jesus only requires one nail to be hung. Jesus walks into an INN and hands the Inn-keeper three nails and says, "Can you put me up for the night?" What's the worst way to spend Easter? "Like this" -- YOu can't see, but right now, I have may arms out, like I was cucified, Jokes, get them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffsurgeon Posted February 9, 2002 Author Share Posted February 9, 2002 i used to have so many..my brain has fried over the last few years.. a black walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says..hey where you get them things?..the parrot replies..africa..theres thousands of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest serpent of the light Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 why do the ladies love jesus? cuz he's hung like this!!! (i'm doing the crucifix thing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 whats the difference between a gay man and a fridge? a fridge doesent fart when you pull out the meat. what do you do to a stumbling black man in your backyard? shoot him again. whats long and hard on a black man? teh third grade. oh man ill stop now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 Q: whats the difference between a black man and a bike? A: your bike doesnt start singing when you put chains on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest serpent of the light Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 what's clear and lying in the gutter? a paki w/ the shit beaten out of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 : What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven! Q: Why do black people play basketball? A: They can run, shoot, and steal Q: What's long, black and smelly? A: An unemployment line. Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blow-job? A: You know she'll swallow. Why did the redneck cross the road? A: Because he coundn't get his dick out of the chicken. all stolen from some site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest serpent of the light Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 haha! i'm going to bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 Why do Jews have big noses? Air's free...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 some of those jokes really stretch the limit... what happens before every "black joke"? the whiteboy telling the joke"""" looks over both shoulders... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 all my black jokes were told to me by my black friends..... whats the shortest word in the black mans vocabulary? m'fucka! whats the longest word in the black mans vocabulary? ssshhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyeett! what are three things you can never give a black man? 1. a fat lip 2. A black eye 3. A job How do you starve trailer park white trash? hide the food stamps under a bar of soap what does a fourteen year old redneck girl say during intercourse? go easy daddy, your crushing my pack of cigarettes what do you call a thousand rednecks at the bottom of the ocean? A good start Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted February 9, 2002 Share Posted February 9, 2002 my friends jokes,i know thier bad and my friend does like to look at little kids whats the best thing about little boys???? turn'em over and thier little girls....... whats the best thing about a 7yr old boy???? next year he's only 8.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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