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My body likes it soft served?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by deterrent, May 25, 2006.

  1. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    It's become apparent no one aside from my self is
    having soft bowel movements after holding them
    in for periods of extend times.

    Obviously it's not the holding it in thats making squashy
    stools, so what will help solidify my BMs? Foods and such?

    Coworkers said to shave my crack and asshole to cut down
    on the amount of residual poop after wiping the mess?
     
  2. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    Eat 'mo fiber, nigga.
     
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    ^ . ^ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Aug 13, 2003 Messages: 8,231 Likes Received: 72
    I'm not sure at this time, but for the lowlow price of $79.99 I can give you a thorough evaluation with great diet advice.
     
  4. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

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  5. Harvey Wallbanger

    Harvey Wallbanger Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 13, 2004 Messages: 8,567 Likes Received: 400
    There's a new honey nut shredded wheat that's really good.

    I'd go with that, some wet wipes, and a shave.
     
  6. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    a razor will never be that close to my asshole
     

  7. :naughty: :naughty: :love4:
     
  8. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    i was eating alot of donuts for a while, but instead of helping with me defecation they only held it up
     
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    ^ . ^ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Aug 13, 2003 Messages: 8,231 Likes Received: 72
    Evaluation.

    You can always go and get your ass waxed :idea:
     
  10. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    :scrambled:
     
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    ^ . ^ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Aug 13, 2003 Messages: 8,231 Likes Received: 72
    Maybe you need a colonic. Seriously.


    *disclaimer : catface does not perform these, so don't fucking ask*
     
  12. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    are you gonna pluck my unibrow?
     

  13. :love4: :love4: :love4:
     
  14. BIG HECZ

    BIG HECZ Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 1,003 Likes Received: 6
    how long is "AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME"? I SHIT EVERY MORNIN AT 7:30 A CRAMP IN MY STOMACH IS SORT OF AN ALARM FOR ME TO WAKE UP AND START MY MORNIN ROUTINE, IF I MISS IT I WONT BE ABLE TO POOP TIL THE NEXT WAKEUP CALL...WEIRD..BUT USUALLY ITS HARDENED STOOL. NOT MCFUDGE.
     
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