deterrent Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 It's become apparent no one aside from my self is having soft bowel movements after holding them in for periods of extend times. Obviously it's not the holding it in thats making squashy stools, so what will help solidify my BMs? Foods and such? Coworkers said to shave my crack and asshole to cut down on the amount of residual poop after wiping the mess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Eat 'mo fiber, nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Wet Wipes son!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 I'm not sure at this time, but for the lowlow price of $79.99 I can give you a thorough evaluation with great diet advice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 25, 2006 Author Share Posted May 25, 2006 Evacuation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 There's a new honey nut shredded wheat that's really good. I'd go with that, some wet wipes, and a shave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 a razor will never be that close to my asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 I can give you a thorough evaluation :naughty: :naughty: :love4: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 i was eating alot of donuts for a while, but instead of helping with me defecation they only held it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Evaluation. You can always go and get your ass waxed :idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted May 25, 2006 Author Share Posted May 25, 2006 I can give you a thorough evacuation with great device. :scrambled: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Maybe you need a colonic. Seriously. *disclaimer : catface does not perform these, so don't fucking ask* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Evaluation. You can always go and get your ass waxed :idea: are you gonna pluck my unibrow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 I can give you a thorough ejaculation with my great device. :love4: :love4: :love4: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG HECZ Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 how long is "AN EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME"? I SHIT EVERY MORNIN AT 7:30 A CRAMP IN MY STOMACH IS SORT OF AN ALARM FOR ME TO WAKE UP AND START MY MORNIN ROUTINE, IF I MISS IT I WONT BE ABLE TO POOP TIL THE NEXT WAKEUP CALL...WEIRD..BUT USUALLY ITS HARDENED STOOL. NOT MCFUDGE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 hahahaha. do you drink every day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 my friend didnt shit for a week and a half. everytime I saw him during that time I would laugh my ass off thinking about how fucked he was. hahaha, I also just remembered that once my sister was so constipated she got this huge boulder of crap stuck in her ass and my dad put on one of those yellow dishwashing gloves and had to manually dislodge it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 i think pectin maybe? like apples. and lots of fiber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 iron supplements. but only take them for a few days in a row, then stop until you get the softies again. iron is bad for men to take alot of. messes with yo' balls an such. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 eat whole grains, stay away from white rice, bananas, or anything white in general.. since they tend to constipate you- and are good for u when u got the runs. eat fiber, protein, lots of green veggies or all veggies in general. drink lots of water. and eat activa yogurt for regularity. now, please go talk to the lady up front, and she'll give you ur bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 oh, and if ur having shitting it out, eat lik 2 kiwis. supposedly makes u go poop. i've tried it, and yeah... it did make me go poo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 opiates will harden your shits fo sho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 my friend didnt shit for a week and a half. everytime I saw him during that time I would laugh my ass off thinking about how fucked he was. hahaha, I also just remembered that once my sister was so constipated she got this huge boulder of crap stuck in her ass and my dad put on one of those yellow dishwashing gloves and had to manually dislodge it. pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuse=--action Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 Everyone here is saying to eat fiber, I thought that fiber was for if you couldn't shit. I would guess that solidifying would be helped by something that makes you not shit. -fuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 cigarette coffee and a bran muffin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 cigarette coffee and a bran muffin breakfast of champions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 this thread makes me wanna poo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 hahaha, I also just remembered that once my sister was so constipated she got this huge boulder of crap stuck in her ass and my dad put on one of those yellow dishwashing gloves and had to manually dislodge it. i can imagine your sister crying..."wwaaa haa waaah i have a huge boulder of crap stuck in my ass daddy can you take it out" fuckin' gross, yuck! that's not funny. and no way would i let my dad near my ass, no matter what the problem was.:eek: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 you dont drink pbr or tecate do you? that always does it to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 solution: poo your pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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