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Inexplicable Public act

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Gunm, Jun 5, 2004.

  1. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    So the other day my gf and I went down to the drugstore to get our photos developed...no big deal.

    What was the big deal was this fifteen year old kid who was standing in front of the store. He was hugging a light pole and then, started licking it. Not just some little tenative pokes of the tounge.....no...not at alll. I'm talking full tounge extension and licking it like he was painting the side of a house.

    The thing was, i didn't even think this kid was doing it out of some viva la bam or jackass inspired showcase. I think he was just doing it because he was flat the fuck out of his mind.

    This kid'll be the same guy begging me for change on telegraph avenue five years from now.
     
  2. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 6, 2002 Messages: 8,264 Likes Received: 5
    i poke people like that with sticks.
     
  3. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    I would have had no choice but to talk to the kid and find out what the fuck was going on in his mind..I'm a wierdo like that..
     
  4. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    I'm going to fucking punch the world
     
  5. FightTheBuff

    FightTheBuff Member

    Joined: Feb 10, 2004 Messages: 518 Likes Received: 0
    i poke them with flowers
     
  6. InDY_500

    InDY_500 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 5,169 Likes Received: 67
    Was he all hopped up on the 'drugs?'...That could only be the most sensible explanation......Pretty crazy thing to see though....
     
  7. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    I couldn't tell. He seemed normal enough. He was also hugging and squeezing this weird woman that kept walking back and forth from the ATM. We couldn't tell if it was his gf or his mom
     
  8. Mr Rad Pants

    Mr Rad Pants Member

    Joined: Jan 4, 2004 Messages: 259 Likes Received: 0
    we always used to go skate at this school around here...and there would always be this little kid there, he was probably like 12. anyway, we would be skating and he would stand around and make these real rad bobcat noises and pretend like he was driving a race car, it was awesome...then it got wierd. he started humping poles and doing little dances around the poles and humping the ground and doing odd shit like that. then one day he was doing his usual pole hump dance and we were all laughing but then he decided to pull his pants down. then it just got strange and we left. he wasn't on drugs or anything, he was just fucking crazy...and i guess his parents just let him do whatever.
     
  9. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
    :lol: :lol: :lol: Best thing in this post. Hilarious.
     
  10. sneak

    sneak Guest

    damn stoners / druggies / hippies

    (deleate as appropriate)
     
  11. Im Broke

    Im Broke Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 11, 2003 Messages: 1,579 Likes Received: 0
    i would have been a jackass and gottin all up in his grill and been like
    "Bitch i saw a bum shit and put the shit all over that pole last night when
    i was standing on the corner waitin for my crack!"
     
  12. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 3,575 Likes Received: 0
    Then he would procede to stab you...
     
  13. Im Broke

    Im Broke Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 11, 2003 Messages: 1,579 Likes Received: 0
    dont think so if he was 15... think about these things ODS... kids these
    days just cry and tell mommy and daddy...:rolleyes:
     
  14. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2003 Messages: 3,575 Likes Received: 0
    <span style='color:indigo'>You never know when they're on crack. "Cocaine is a hell of a drug" - Rick James.</span>
     
  15. wiseguy

    wiseguy Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 1, 2002 Messages: 2,543 Likes Received: 1
    there was this kid that i used to see around and he got the nickname "beastie boy"i dont know how, well anyway one time i was rolling up a wall to prime it. and he came and leaned right on the wet paint, got it all over his face and everything, he looked pretty happy with himself. :eek:
     
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