Gunm Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 So the other day my gf and I went down to the drugstore to get our photos developed...no big deal. What was the big deal was this fifteen year old kid who was standing in front of the store. He was hugging a light pole and then, started licking it. Not just some little tenative pokes of the tounge.....no...not at alll. I'm talking full tounge extension and licking it like he was painting the side of a house. The thing was, i didn't even think this kid was doing it out of some viva la bam or jackass inspired showcase. I think he was just doing it because he was flat the fuck out of his mind. This kid'll be the same guy begging me for change on telegraph avenue five years from now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 i poke people like that with sticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 I would have had no choice but to talk to the kid and find out what the fuck was going on in his mind..I'm a wierdo like that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 I'm going to fucking punch the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FightTheBuff Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 Originally posted by casekonly i poke people like that with sticks. i poke them with flowers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 Was he all hopped up on the 'drugs?'...That could only be the most sensible explanation......Pretty crazy thing to see though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 5, 2004 Author Share Posted June 5, 2004 Originally posted by InDY_500 Was he all hopped up on the 'drugs?'...That could only be the most sensible explanation......Pretty crazy thing to see though.... I couldn't tell. He seemed normal enough. He was also hugging and squeezing this weird woman that kept walking back and forth from the ATM. We couldn't tell if it was his gf or his mom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Rad Pants Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 we always used to go skate at this school around here...and there would always be this little kid there, he was probably like 12. anyway, we would be skating and he would stand around and make these real rad bobcat noises and pretend like he was driving a race car, it was awesome...then it got wierd. he started humping poles and doing little dances around the poles and humping the ground and doing odd shit like that. then one day he was doing his usual pole hump dance and we were all laughing but then he decided to pull his pants down. then it just got strange and we left. he wasn't on drugs or anything, he was just fucking crazy...and i guess his parents just let him do whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 Originally posted by FightTheBuff i poke them with flowers :lol: :lol: :lol: Best thing in this post. Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted June 5, 2004 Share Posted June 5, 2004 damn stoners / druggies / hippies (deleate as appropriate) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 i would have been a jackass and gottin all up in his grill and been like "Bitch i saw a bum shit and put the shit all over that pole last night when i was standing on the corner waitin for my crack!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Then he would procede to stab you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Originally posted by ODS-1 Then he would procede to stab you... dont think so if he was 15... think about these things ODS... kids these days just cry and tell mommy and daddy...:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 <span style='color:indigo'>You never know when they're on crack. "Cocaine is a hell of a drug" - Rick James.</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 there was this kid that i used to see around and he got the nickname "beastie boy"i dont know how, well anyway one time i was rolling up a wall to prime it. and he came and leaned right on the wet paint, got it all over his face and everything, he looked pretty happy with himself. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 6, 2004 Author Share Posted June 6, 2004 Originally posted by wiseguy there was this kid that i used to see around and he got the nickname "beastie boy"i dont know how, well anyway one time i was rolling up a wall to prime it. and he came and leaned right on the wet paint, got it all over his face and everything, he looked pretty happy with himself. :o ha ha ha ha....no no no, THIS is the best thing in the thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.testical Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 i forgort waht the topic is aboutfr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 i thought you were gonna say the kid got his tongue stuck to the pole cause it was cold...but then i was disappointed.:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Originally posted by LENS So the other day my gf and I went down to the drugstore to get our photos developed...no big deal. What was the big deal was this fifteen year old kid who was standing in front of the store. He was hugging a light pole and then, started licking it. Not just some little tenative pokes of the tounge.....no...not at alll. I'm talking full tounge extension and licking it like he was painting the side of a house. The thing was, i didn't even think this kid was doing it out of some viva la bam or jackass inspired showcase. I think he was just doing it because he was flat the fuck out of his mind. This kid'll be the same guy begging me for change on telegraph avenue five years from now. Let me just say that I just watched "Viva La Bam" last week for the first time, and that's the gayest show I've seen in a while. Not to mention it being a lame attempt at a "Jackass" ripoff. And you can tell that the shit is scripted even though they try to make it seem like a "reality" show. You could just tell when the adults "acted" mad, they weren't really mad. Sure there's a lot of ad-libbing, but the plot of a given scene is pretty much premeditated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 lens, you should really learn the "avenue stare." it's the reason that people who work on telegraph don't get asked for money. it's a way you look at the squatter kids when they start to ask you, and it makes them stop. watch one of the people from amoeba on a break, or someone in a moe's shirt walking down the street. they all have it down pat. telegraph annoyed the shit out of me until i learned the stare from my friend who worked at rasputin's. now they don't bother me and i can eat pizza without getting hassled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 im almost positive he's just looking for attention (in that jackass viva la bam way if you want to think of it that way) by acting crazy, like so many kids do, i used to do that shit and it was definitely for attention or to see how people would react. if you dont think so, its probably that he's just real good at it. if you could tell it was for attention, you wouldnt pay that much attention, but since you didnt, you did pay attention (you made this thread about it, for instantce). my too sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 6, 2004 Author Share Posted June 6, 2004 Originally posted by gfreshsushi lens, you should really learn the "avenue stare." it's the reason that people who work on telegraph don't get asked for money. it's a way you look at the squatter kids when they start to ask you, and it makes them stop. watch one of the people from amoeba on a break, or someone in a moe's shirt walking down the street. they all have it down pat. telegraph annoyed the shit out of me until i learned the stare from my friend who worked at rasputin's. now they don't bother me and i can eat pizza without getting hassled. so, how exactly does one execute this stare? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted June 6, 2004 Share Posted June 6, 2004 Re: Re: Inexplicable Public act Originally posted by TheoHuxtable Let me just say that I just watched "Viva La Bam" last week for the first time, and that's the gayest show I've seen in a while. Not to mention it being a lame attempt at a "Jackass" ripoff. And you can tell that the shit is scripted even though they try to make it seem like a "reality" show. You could just tell when the adults "acted" mad, they weren't really mad. Sure there's a lot of ad-libbing, but the plot of a given scene is pretty much premeditated. theo sums it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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