coffeedependency Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 mine would be Matthew Lesko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkonji Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 All the MTV pricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 DORF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted March 8, 2005 Author Share Posted March 8, 2005 you mean you don't like Sway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 I'd prefare to punch the fawn'n fucks who celebrate them in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted March 8, 2005 Author Share Posted March 8, 2005 a daunting task, i'd say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 From my DJ Clue thread on 10/25/02: 1) The endless fucking yelling on any hip-hop song you download. I know, I know .. I shouldn't complain considering I'm getting the song for free, but regardless - hearing "NEW SHIT!" or "DESERT STORM" or "DJ CLUE!" on eevvvery song evvverrry 15 seconds annoys the NEW SHIT out of me. Great, so you had the exclusive track before any other mixtape "artist". You rule. It's relative to the "first" obsession on dozen ounce. 2) His stupid ass on MTV. What the fuck is he doing? He looks like a cartoon character. And how can he introduce himself as "The World Famous DJ Clue" with a straight face. You're world famous because you're world hated, you mumbling bitch. 3) Related to #2 - his perpetual 5 o'clock shadow. Either dude has a Homer Simpson thing working or paints it on before the show is shot. 4) Is he even a DJ? I don't know how much skill it takes to record yourself yelling and cut it over an already laid down track someone famous gives to you. 5) What movie chronicled hip hop shows/tours? "Backstage?" Whatever it was, dude got ragged on my all of his .. friends? He just sat there like a bitch. Someone should have peed on him. Blah. The dude bugs me to no end. Yo, dis is da World Famous DJ Clue here. My oversized hat and cock-esque nose are holdin' it down. All of that remains true today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 I'd fight William Shatner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Does the identical genetic makeup of the olsen twins allow me to count them as a single celebrity, and if so, can I punch them both at the same time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted March 8, 2005 Author Share Posted March 8, 2005 you might want to consult your lawyer. i say yes, they both get decked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Michael Jackson just so I could see if I punched him in the nose if it would go through his skull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted March 8, 2005 Author Share Posted March 8, 2005 no, he's made of liquid metal. you and Edward Furlong have to lure him into an iron smeltery and throw him into a red hot vat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Wasn't there already a thread like this a while back?? ehhh well forget it.. that white trash fat ex-porn-star.. i forgot her name.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Not so much punch in the face as i would like to baseball bat bludgen his domepiece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 As well as Anna Nicole Smith and her followers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 oh merciful thor this is a difficult decision. so many names....ashley simpson, paris/nicky hilton, all of the mad tv cast, william hung (bitch you can't sing, you sukky), "condi" rice....mmm and others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 The list would go on for pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 I'd peel the Jesus Potato :jpotato: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 paris hilton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted March 9, 2005 Author Share Posted March 9, 2005 Originally posted by El Mamerro@Mar 8 2005, 08:12 PM Quoted post :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vyper- Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 id probably just give paris hilton a swift kick to her boney arse and laugh when she falls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 Right in the grillitan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 ----------------------thin line--------------------------- i think i would blast liza spit in her ex-husbands face and steal his wallet. that homo.. i would like punch him while he's on the red carpet during some other celebrity interview. i also agree with most of your choices.. i would blast them too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 Originally posted by vyper-@Mar 8 2005, 07:22 PM id probably just give paris hilton a swift kick to her boney arse and laugh when she falls Quoted post And risk getting your shoelaces entangled in her saggy, emtpy-nutsack like labia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 I hate this assfuck too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 Right now? Paris Hilton, hands down. How on earth is she famous? Western civilization is definitely in decline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrIot Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 stagga lee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anonymity1 Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 But I agree with dude above, I think I hate the people that worship these people more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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